A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a car
2006-11-10 14:11:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom faint
2006-11-10 14:11:59 · update #1
I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!
llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
2006-11-10 14:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
20+
2006-11-10 22:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Vidya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
17
2006-11-10 23:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by Trust no 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13
2006-11-10 22:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by Brntte3078 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
15
2006-11-10 22:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was cute as can be. The end had me guessing . Give it a 20
for originality:)
2006-11-10 22:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shared this joke with my Mom and we both laughed at it! Thanks for sharing!
I'd rate it a 19 because if I had three daughters I wouldn't care about their sex lives...
2006-11-10 22:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id give it like a 12, it was pretty good.
2006-11-10 22:17:41 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good joke
i give u 20
2006-11-10 22:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, i liked it 20
2006-11-10 22:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by CeKaye L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋