Another Oldie but Goodie, Overcrowding?

Question

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God
> > decided to change the
> > admittance policy. The new law was that, in order
> > to get into Heaven,
> > you had to have a real bummer of a day when you
> > died. The policy would
> > go into effect at noon the next day.
> > The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the
> > gates of Heaven. The
> > Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy,
> > promptly said to the man,
> > "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your
> > day was going when
> > you die." "No problem," the man said. "I came home
> > to my 25th floor
> > apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half
> > naked. She appeared
> > to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in
> > sight. I
> > immediately began searching for him. My wife was
> > yelling at me as I
> > searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about
> > to give up, I
> > happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed
> > that there was a man
> > hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve
> > of that guy! Well, I
> > ran out onto the balcony and stomped on fingers
> > until he fell to the
> > ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some
> > trees and bushes
> > that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked
> > me off even more.
> > In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing
> > I could get my
> > hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first
> > thing I thought of was
> > the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto
> > the balcony, and
> > tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories
> > and crushed him! The
> > excitement of the moment was so great that I had a
> > heart attach and died
> > almost instantly."
> > The Angel sat back and thought a moment.
> > Technically, the guy did have
> > a bad day. It was a crime of passion.
> > So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir. Welcome to the
> > Kingdom of Heaven."
> > And let him in.
> > A few seconds later the next guy came up. The Angel
> > said before I can
> > let you in, I need to hear about what your day was
> > like when you died."
> > "No problem said the second man. But you're not
> > going to believe this.
> > I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment
> > doing my daily
> > exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I
> > was really pushing
> > hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little
> > carried away, slipped,
> > and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was
> > able to catch
> > myself by my fingertips on the balcony below mine."
> > But all of a sudden
> > this crazy man comes running out of his apartment,
> > starts cussing, and
> > stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I
> > hit some trees and
> > bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't
> > die right away."
> > As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to
> > move, and in
> > excruciating pain, I see this guy push his
> > REFRIGERATOR, of all things,
> > off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands
> > on top of me, killing
> > me instantly."
> > The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man
> > finishes his story.
> > "I could get used to his new policy," he thinks to
> > himself. "Very well."
> > The Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of
> > Heaven," and he lets the
> > man enter.
> > A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the
> > gate. The angel says,
> > please tell me how you died." The third man says,
> > "OK, picture this.
> > I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."
> >
> >
>
>
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Answer 1

lmao hahah that last part is sooo halirious

Answer 2

LMAO.......I predicted the ending....but, really a good one.......hahaha

But, the staggering of jokes in to long and short lines, makes reading a bit difficult...You could edit the joke, so that it is completed in short paras, which will also not take this much space.........

See the difference; you could save 3 lines...

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order
to get into Heaven, you had to have a real bummer of a day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day.

Answer 3

There was indeed overcrowding in Heaven.New homes were being built, but for a while it was necessary to send everyone to hell. When the new homes were done, the ones that would have went to Heaven would be called back up. Now ,it so happened that an engineer died. St. Peter explained the situation to him, and promised to bring him up to Heaven as soon as his home was done. Two weeks passed, and St. Peter called the devil and said,"Send that engineer back up, his home is done." The devil replied," No thanks, I'm going to keep him. In the two weeks he's been here , he's redesigned the place for better ventilation, and installed air conditioning, so now it's a comfortable 72 degrees. He even designed a smokestack to vent all the smoke out. He's great!" St Peter said,"Listen here, you send him back or I'll sue you!"" Right", replied Satan. " And just where are you going to find a lawyer where you are!"

Answer 4

Very, very funny. Hahahahahaha!

Answer 5

hav nt heard it before.. gud 1

Answer 6

rofl! That's hilarious. Good one!

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

lol i may have heard it before but its still funny!

Answer 9

hehehehe>>>>overcrowding>>>
Problem can be solved if contacted capnbeatt...a good joke by him.

Answer 10

funny guy