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A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said God "God bless you, Father, go ahead."

2006-11-10 14:19:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Roaring with laughter, I too wish "God bless you, go ahead", .....hahahaha.......keep posting such good jokes...LMAO

2006-11-10 16:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

Finally!! A funny and clean joke about a priest that doesn't insult Catholics!

2006-11-11 07:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0 0

a little raunchy, but still funny...you've just got a lot of jokes tonight, you getting them from a website?

2006-11-10 14:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Max Power 2 · 0 0

thats funny

2006-11-10 15:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0 0

I too would give it a 9.5, pretty funny.

2006-11-10 14:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol...that's pretty funny

2006-11-10 14:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!!!! =) very funny.

2006-11-10 14:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by tear drop 4 · 0 0

haha..not bad!

2006-11-10 14:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 0 0

99.5

2006-11-10 14:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its funny...

2006-11-10 14:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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