Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2006

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*Teen or Adult?

2006-11-06 05:59:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, "Ooh Santa, please stay."
And he said, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off her pants and said, "No no - please stay."
And he replied, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off everything else, and said, "Ooh, please stay."
And he said, "Hey hey hey, guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

2006-11-06 05:59:48 · 7 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 05:59:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-06 05:59:24 · 6 answers · asked by thatt1guyy 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-06 05:59:20 · 11 answers · asked by hay stacks 1 in Comics & Animation

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

2006-11-06 05:59:11 · 15 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

can i ask y'all a question? form last weeks lost WHAT in the world makes julliet think that WE trust HER? what has she done to make jack(and us ) think that any of those others(good or bad) can be trusted? made a cheeseburger? sorry sister. i think jack is too smart for that. i say kill them all. im sure that the beachers would love to move into those cute little huts until the rescue.

2006-11-06 05:58:53 · 7 answers · asked by Brownsugga 3 in Television

2006-11-06 05:58:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.
The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"
And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

2006-11-06 05:58:30 · 11 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 05:58:20 · 12 answers · asked by jack h 1 in Music

2006-11-06 05:57:46 · 10 answers · asked by Spadesboffin 3 in Movies

They removed one of my questions for no friggin reason and i am so flipping fed up with this here b ullsh it

2006-11-06 05:57:32 · 12 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

preferably rock.

2006-11-06 05:57:15 · 17 answers · asked by emo girl 3 in Music

2006-11-06 05:56:54 · 3 answers · asked by googirl77 5 in Television

And also could you tell me why you chose that particular country? Thanks!

2006-11-06 05:56:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 05:56:40 · 1 answers · asked by ♥Filipina Paradise♥♥ 3 in Movies

I can walk through walls

2006-11-06 05:56:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I haven't watched Law & Order Criminal Intent for a while but I caught an episode the other night and the guy is gone. He's been replaced with guy who played Big on Sex and the City. I love that guy but what happened to the original actor, I think it's Vincent DiNoffrio ( I can't spell). Did they kill him off or something?

2006-11-06 05:56:03 · 4 answers · asked by ~mj~ 3 in Television

Hey, what ethnicity does she look?

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2006-11-06 05:55:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Thinking of watching it 2nite as it came out on DVD today! Any opinions?

2006-11-06 05:55:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-06 05:55:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-11-06 05:55:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 05:54:55 · 1 answers · asked by mara 4 in Television

and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife if they can make love - Naturally, she agrees.
About 6 hrs later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hrs to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hrs left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please . . . just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could . . .?"
At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen, Morris, I have to get up in the morning . . . you don't."

2006-11-06 05:54:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

where did that come from i live in america and let me tell you european women are the most beautiful women in the world

2006-11-06 05:54:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i fell at the concert the other night right on my knees, i didnt spill my beers though

2006-11-06 05:54:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont like the song but i do like the dance they made up !

2006-11-06 05:54:22 · 9 answers · asked by Fantasia T 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 05:53:10 · 12 answers · asked by missy 1 in Movies

the tv show

2006-11-06 05:53:10 · 1 answers · asked by *emokisses<3* 3 in Television

I've missed some and evidentily Gris & Sara *are* in a relationship...though last I saw she was sitting with him and she was in a robe....that's it. What's going on? Details please!

2006-11-06 05:52:31 · 3 answers · asked by Jen-Jen 6 in Television