it was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, "Ooh Santa, please stay."
And he said, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off her pants and said, "No no - please stay."
And he replied, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off everything else, and said, "Ooh, please stay."
And he said, "Hey hey hey, guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
2006-11-06 05:59:48 · 7 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i messed up were the stars are its, cant get up the shimne with my d*ck this way !
2006-11-06 06:38:57 · update #1
funny......
2006-11-06 06:04:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh I have never heard a joke like this about Santa. This is just too funny, I can't stop laughing with this joke. I guess Santa got his own little treat before Christmas end it. Poor Mrs. Santa waiting at home with cookies and hot coco for him.
2006-11-06 14:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL my brother in law will love that one. Every year at christmas he says "Santa only comes once a year. .. aren't you glad you're not Mrs. Claus?"
2006-11-06 14:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was real funny, I'll be passing that one on.
Thanks for the chuckle.
2006-11-06 14:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow
2006-11-06 14:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by dancer_babe357 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute-- are the **s = "you" or "my -you know"
2006-11-06 14:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....i ⥠it! he he
2006-11-06 14:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋