Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2006-11-06 05:59:11 · 15 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD IN A WHILE...R.O.F.L!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-06 06:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny, wasn't expecting this but what the heck I give you 100% great. LOL!!!!
2006-11-06 14:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, I also heard it as a man and a woman in church,, but its pretty funny,,
2006-11-06 14:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-06 14:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best one yet! lol
2006-11-06 14:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before
2006-11-06 14:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!!! Thats hilarious!!! lol... good one!
2006-11-06 14:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this one...i've read it befor and i still love it
lol
2006-11-06 14:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by dancer_babe357 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-11-06 14:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by Airdriller 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'l Faint (laughing)...
LOL!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-06 14:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by nisha r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋