Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
>and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
>Jane in a passionate embrace.
>
>Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as
>he
>ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground
>and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane."
>
>I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped
>her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
>then
>Aunt Jane..... At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is
>such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
>I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
>
>At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
>started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
>the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a
>big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
>Daddy
>take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
>that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
>
>Then Mommy fainted!
>
2006-11-06
05:48:22
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