Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded," Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them...
"That must be the door, I'll get it!"
2006-11-06 05:48:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny...
And kind of nice...and surprising that it is rather 'clean', I kept waiting for the sexual innuendo...
Thanks for the laugh...
2006-11-06 05:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Georgia Brown!
2006-11-06 05:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...did you hear about the two old ladies sat on a park bench, when a man in a raincoat went up and flashed them...one poor old dear had a stroke.....the other couldn't quite reach
2006-11-06 05:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the time when Robbie Williams went to pay a charity visit to an old people's home to cheer up the residents.But he was upset that none of the residents seemed to recognize him.Instead they all looked mystified.Finally he went up to one old lady and said :"Do you know who I am?"
The old lady whispered:"Don't worry dear, Matron will tell you."
2006-11-06 05:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You know the problem with getting older is that you start to lose your short term memory, but worse than that you start to lose your short term memory.
2006-11-06 05:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he....9 outta 10~ Good Job!
2006-11-06 05:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it LOL
Three slightly deaf old ladies stood on a street corner, 1st one says "Windy today is'nt it?" 2nd one says "No it'sThursday." 3rd one says "So am I, lets go and have a cup of tea!
=kizzy=
2006-11-06 05:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! It made me laugh! I was having a bad day too. Thank you very much!
2006-11-06 05:52:13 · answer #8 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-06 06:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, reminds me of Grandma.
oh $hit! i was supposed to check on Grandma today!!!
2006-11-06 05:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋