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and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife if they can make love - Naturally, she agrees.
About 6 hrs later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hrs to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hrs left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please . . . just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could . . .?"
At this point the wife sits up and says,
"Listen, Morris, I have to get up in the morning . . . you don't."

2006-11-06 05:54:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-06 05:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

However his friend Brian was told by his doctor he had terminal cancer and only 3 months to live. Brian went down the pub and sat weeping into his beer until the landlord asked what the matter was. "I've got AIDS and the doctor's given me 3 months to live", he said. The publican was shocked and once Brian had gone, told all his customers what he had heard. The news travelled fast around the village until eventually the doctor heard how Brian had said he had 3 months to live because he had AIDS and decided he ought to have a word with Brian and put him right. He asked Brian to come to the surgery and said "Brian why have you told everyone you've got AIDS when I told you it was cancer?" "Well I don't want anyone shagging my wife after I'm gone, do I?" was his reply.

2006-11-06 06:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-21 09:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Poor Morris he never got the chance to score the fourth time. FUNNY!!

2006-11-06 06:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0 0

Nice one lol
=kizzy=

2006-11-06 05:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

What an ending. I would have never guessed. Oh my.........Well, she was honest in her answer, tee hee.

But oh my what a way to say goodbye. Poor man...

2006-11-06 06:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0 0

Good

2006-11-06 05:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by Starlight 4 · 0 0

Terrific! lol

2006-11-06 06:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0 0

OUCH.....SHE FELL ASLEEP, AND HE ONLY HAD A FEW MORE HOURS TO GO???

2006-11-06 05:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

awwwww....poor Morris : (

2006-11-06 06:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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