A little boy walked up to his dad one day and asked, "Dad, what is politics?" The dad pondered the question for a moment and then replied, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if it makes sense." And so the little boy went off to bed thinking about what his Dad had said. Later that night, the little boy heeard his baby brother crying and got up to check on him. He found that the baby had severely soiled his diaper. He went to his parents room only to find his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he went to the Nanny's room. He found the door locked. He peeked into the keyhole only to find his father in bed with the Nanny.
2006-11-06
14:57:41
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