Whats your best mama joke?

Question

yo mama's so stupid, fat, ugly, ect.

Answer 1

Your Mama's so skinny she hand glides on a dorito!

or

Your Mam's so little she uses a condom for a sleeping bag!

Answer 2

My favorites are: Yo mama's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

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Answer 3

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and broke George Washingtons nose.

Answer 4

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Answer 5

Your momma so fat, her blood type is ragu

Your momma so fat,All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

Your momma so short, she can sit on a dime and still swing her legs.

Your momma so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Answer 6

Yo Momma is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company

Answer 7

Yo Momma is so sleazy she slept with yo daddy!

Yo momma is so ugly when she visited Mount Rushmoor they all turned their heads!

Yo momma is so big that all the kids just walked out at birth!

Answer 8

whats the difference between an ironing board and yo momma??

-yo momma's legs are easier to open.

lol.

Answer 9

Yo momma's so dirty, I got an STD by talking on the phone with her.

Yo momma's like a ****** gun, 5 licks and she blows.

Answer 10

your mama's so ugly she can trick or treat over the phone