Eric & Maureen Hill have been married for 25 years and are a devoted couple. Maureen has always wanted to visit Romania while Eric's content to stay at home. As it's their anniversary Eric decides to surprise Maureen & books a weeks holiday for them in Romania much to Maureen's delight. When they get there they hire a car so as to take in all the sights & travel around. On the 4th day they visit Transylvania & find themselves at Dracula's castle where Igor invites them to stay the night. At supper Igor strikes up a friendly relationship with Eric & Maureen & really likes them. Just on midnight Dracula appears & bites Maureen & Eric's necks killing them both. Igor is distraught but has an idea. He waits until dawn knowing Dracula's asleep, lays out Eric & Maureen's bodies , and starts playing the organ. Lo & behold Maureen lifts her head followed a few seconds later by Eric. Igor is ecstatic at this & bursts into song.............''The Hills are alive with the sound of music''
2006-11-06
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