Eric & Maureen Hill have been married for 25 years and are a devoted couple. Maureen has always wanted to visit Romania while Eric's content to stay at home. As it's their anniversary Eric decides to surprise Maureen & books a weeks holiday for them in Romania much to Maureen's delight. When they get there they hire a car so as to take in all the sights & travel around. On the 4th day they visit Transylvania & find themselves at Dracula's castle where Igor invites them to stay the night. At supper Igor strikes up a friendly relationship with Eric & Maureen & really likes them. Just on midnight Dracula appears & bites Maureen & Eric's necks killing them both. Igor is distraught but has an idea. He waits until dawn knowing Dracula's asleep, lays out Eric & Maureen's bodies , and starts playing the organ. Lo & behold Maureen lifts her head followed a few seconds later by Eric. Igor is ecstatic at this & bursts into song.............''The Hills are alive with the sound of music''
2006-11-06 14:29:29 · 18 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-06 14:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its pretty good I like it! I have a joke for you How are dogs and trees alike? By their bark. And What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? A sourpuss.
2006-11-06 22:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by b_lingscheit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit of a let down
2006-11-07 05:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by hardupmatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan ....mm anagram of organ lol
=kizzy=
2006-11-07 07:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't wish to know that, kindly leave the stage.
2006-11-09 18:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Older than dirt. lol
2006-11-06 22:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by littlehurleyburley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hark, it cancels the bite !
2006-11-07 08:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now we've got another two blood suckers
2006-11-07 07:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheap
2006-11-07 10:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I've never heard that one but it was ok....a bit daft but I like it !!
2006-11-07 05:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good joke
2006-11-06 22:35:18 · answer #11 · answered by fadly j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋