A mother notices that her 9 year old son is really small in the sex organ department so she takes him to the doc's. The doc looks and agrees that for a 9 year old his equipment should be bigger. 'It's not a problem' says the doc........'Just make sure he eats plenty toast, that'll make it grow'. Next morning little Johnny comes down for breakfast before going to school & sees 24 rounds of toast on the table...........'Mom!!' he exclaims......'I'll never eat all of this'. His mom replies...........'Just take the top two son..............the rests for your dad'!!
2006-11-06 14:50:13 · 12 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha hah a
2006-11-06 14:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by lavenderuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-11-06 22:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do men have a complex about their equipment, I wonder !!! quite good though it made me smile !
2006-11-07 05:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
big improvement on the other daft joke
lol
2006-11-06 22:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think i'll buy TWO loaves today !
2006-11-07 08:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that got a giggle out of me!
2006-11-06 22:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by angie1412 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! two birds withone stone alright! great! â
2006-11-06 23:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice â¥
2006-11-06 22:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha really funny.
2006-11-07 00:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Cure-all, huh? LOL.
Good one.
Have a great day, and thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-09 08:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋