A little boy walked up to his dad one day and asked, "Dad, what is politics?" The dad pondered the question for a moment and then replied, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if it makes sense." And so the little boy went off to bed thinking about what his Dad had said. Later that night, the little boy heeard his baby brother crying and got up to check on him. He found that the baby had severely soiled his diaper. He went to his parents room only to find his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he went to the Nanny's room. He found the door locked. He peeked into the keyhole only to find his father in bed with the Nanny.
2006-11-06 14:57:41 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Raven 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally, the little boy decided to give up and go back to bed. The next morning the little boy looked up at his father from the breakfast table and said, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father replied, "Good son, tell me in your words what you think politics is about." The little boy replied, "Well, while Capitalism is screw ing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Sh it."
2006-11-06 15:00:37 · update #1
That was so funny and true.
2006-11-06 21:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The end of the joke is:
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies,
"The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t."
^^I filled the above info in before the additional details arrived because I heard this joke 6 months ago. Now that the additional details are here my answer looks weird.^^
2006-11-06 23:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it actually means: Capitalism fcuks with the working class in front of the peoples' eyes, while the government is sleeping, and the future is in deep sh*t.
2006-11-06 23:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-06 23:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me?
2006-11-06 23:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by VeroGia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one.already heard it though.
2006-11-06 23:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nonsense
2006-11-06 23:00:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a bunch of scary crap.
2006-11-06 22:59:29 · answer #8 · answered by motley_crue_boy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋