Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

2006-11-05 13:45:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you?

2006-11-05 13:45:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In what movie did he say grace by saying "Good bread, good meat, good God let's eat."?

2006-11-05 13:45:11 · 7 answers · asked by CrabFisherman 1 in Movies

The lyrics are like:

She wore soft black leather and faded jeans..

[It comes during Kirsten Dunst's intro into the movie]

2006-11-05 13:43:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

He is asking for $50 and to be honest that seems a bit much. He seems to be drunk and I am not at all confident he will even finish the job.

2006-11-05 13:42:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like at Hollywood video you get to rent them for 5 days. I was just curious how many days do you get to rent them from Netflix. Thank you.
(No other personal opinions, please)

2006-11-05 13:41:55 · 9 answers · asked by jrealitytv 6 in Movies

2006-11-05 13:41:39 · 24 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:40:55 · 1 answers · asked by brad 1 in Celebrities

Night of the living dead

2006-11-05 13:40:54 · 7 answers · asked by elijahdelao 2 in Movies

2006-11-05 13:40:44 · 12 answers · asked by jordan-english e 2 in Television

I was watcin The Movie "A Cinderella Story" just recently and I just noticed how good of an actor he is

2006-11-05 13:39:53 · 12 answers · asked by Sala 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-05 13:39:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am trying to get it. It might be "Loose Control" but I need to know the version. I just love it.

2006-11-05 13:39:08 · 2 answers · asked by Audrey F 1 in Television

2006-11-05 13:38:17 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I heard the song in the Movie "Man of the Year" I know it's from the mid to late 60's or early 70's recording. I may be wrong about the tittle of song.

2006-11-05 13:37:44 · 8 answers · asked by Steve D 1 in Music

I recently finished Marmalade boy, and it was amazing, dont ask me why i like girl manga, i just do, its realy good, these are the ones i have already read or am reading:
Kare kano
Hana-kimi
From Far Away
W Juliet
Mars
Tsubasa(if this counts)
CCS(also if it counts)
does D.N. Angel count?
Elfen Lied
Fruits Basket
Wall Flower
There might be more, but i dont rememver them right now.
Please give me some good titles, if you dont help i will report you, meaning if you just give me junk i will report you.

2006-11-05 13:36:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-05 13:36:27 · 15 answers · asked by Sam C 1 in Music

Now I want to go to bed earlier cuz it's dark earlier and in the mornings I wake up an hour earlier than i'm actually supposed to!

There's nothing we can do about it but I just wanted to know how people felt.

2006-11-05 13:36:18 · 10 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

how did elvis really die? what would be some good words to describe him as? is there a really good picture of him somewhere where he is in a white suit? and what does poverty mean?

2006-11-05 13:35:42 · 7 answers · asked by c to the i e double r the a 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-05 13:35:27 · 5 answers · asked by fbubble 1 in Music

has it.

2006-11-05 13:34:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you get even somehow? Do you strike back with more force? Do you simply walk away?

2006-11-05 13:34:16 · 19 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

can u look at my tagworld page and tell me if its good or not??

http://www.tagworld.com/rokr19

2006-11-05 13:33:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

2006-11-05 13:33:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 13:32:41 · 1 answers · asked by jamiekanehl33 1 in Music

The Star Wars theme song (plays during the perspective-scrolling title and subtitle)

"Over the Rainbow" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (remix of Dorothy's famous Wizard of Oz song)

2006-11-05 13:31:34 · 8 answers · asked by ultimateprogrammergod 2 in Music

1: - I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.

2: - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3: - Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4: - Hey, you must've been doin' about 225 Kph to keep up with me. Good job!

5: - Are You Andy or Barney?

6: - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7: - You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8: - I pay your salary!

9: - Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10: - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11: - I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12: - When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

2006-11-05 13:30:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 13:30:59 · 37 answers · asked by Meme 2 in Horoscopes

Can you come up with a good cheer? (Please don't hurt yourself if you're acting it out while making it up)

2006-11-05 13:30:57 · 6 answers · asked by cat lady 5 in Polls & Surveys

For instance, I was recently watching the Megan Mullaly show and author Mitch Albom was on promoting his new book. All of the audience members recieved the book and I was just wondering, did the publisher pay for those books or did the Megan Mullaly show itself pay for the books for the audience?

2006-11-05 13:29:43 · 5 answers · asked by krisktown 1 in Television