marriage is not a word. it is a sentence (a life sentence)
marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached
marriage is love. love is blind. therefore, marriage is an institution for the blinde
marriage is a thing that puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the mans eyes
marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
married life is full of excitement and frustration. in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. in the second year, the woman speaks and the an listens. in the third year, they both speak an the neighbors listen
getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that
a happy marriage is a mater of giving and taking: the husband gives and the wife takes
son: how much does it cost to get married, dad?
father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it
son: dad, I heard that in ancient china, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries. Is it true?
father: that happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
There was a man who said, ‘I never know what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!’
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self defense
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a man who has been married for 10 years looks happy, we wonder why
2006-11-05
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