Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.

"How do you know?" the friend asked.

"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

"So?"

"So she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

2006-11-05 13:29:07 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

lips or eyes?
hands or feet?
candy or cake?

just choose ...this is a poll on ...yea stuff

btw...
i choose blood, lips, hands, and cake.

2006-11-05 13:29:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Past your prime, as it were. As if it is just time to pack up your tent, and move on?

2006-11-05 13:29:05 · 30 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:29:05 · 10 answers · asked by ilikeansweringquestions 1 in Television

2006-11-05 13:28:23 · 23 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

2006-11-05 13:28:02 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

my friend told me about this snoop dogg song and i heard it but i just dont remember none of the lyrics or the name...all i remember about it is at the end it says 'biatch!....hey' lolz...i really wanna know the name of this song any answers or guesses would help a lot.

2006-11-05 13:27:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I would hope that David Jansen, a.k.a. Manix, found the guy who snuffed his wife after all those years of the tall bald guy chasing him around. Anyone know ?

2006-11-05 13:27:00 · 2 answers · asked by elthe3rd 4 in Television

2006-11-05 13:26:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

plz help>

i need a songname and artist.
not a website link

2006-11-05 13:26:22 · 1 answers · asked by vblostein 1 in Music

2006-11-05 13:26:21 · 12 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:26:09 · 16 answers · asked by BAY 3 in Movies

last time I did this people kept choosing death geez.

Okay would you rather

have your belly ripped open and you're still alive then have your gizzards stirred around with a wooden stick but LIVE afterwards with eternal pain and suffering
or....
make-out with your cousin Ernest....who's dead...and is infested with worms...and ticks...for one hour

2006-11-05 13:25:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:25:18 · 3 answers · asked by crissy 2 in Music

2006-11-05 13:24:19 · 5 answers · asked by joshua h 1 in Music

A man on the River Walk in San Antonio spots a blonde lady across the river and asks, " How do you get to the other side?".

The woman hesitates, looks around, and finally answers, "You ARE on the other side!".

2006-11-05 13:23:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa

2006-11-05 13:23:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am talking about the time when CHILDREN are walking back and forth between school and home.

2006-11-05 13:22:26 · 20 answers · asked by Desperado 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:22:20 · 28 answers · asked by nbasuperdupe 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:21:28 · 16 answers · asked by judge_smails_sir 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 13:21:23 · 26 answers · asked by hidawallace 2 in Music

Well, guess what! They recently stopped doing editing. Check out Phil's take on this:
http://www.philvischer.com/index.php/?p=61
Spread the word- apparently about 600,000 emails were sent to NBC in complaint! Good job, everyone!
Now you tell me if you're as excited about this as I am!

2006-11-05 13:21:03 · 4 answers · asked by pianoman.jeremy 4 in Polls & Surveys

I always wanted one of those pretend doctor/vet kits, but my parents never got me one. They didn't want to encourage me to have a career because I'm a girl and they thought I should stay home with my husband and kids. I'm thinking about getting myself that toy this Christmas, just for fun. :) What about you? Was there something you always put on your wishlist but never got?

2006-11-05 13:20:41 · 20 answers · asked by kacey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-05 13:19:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 13:19:44 · 5 answers · asked by Angel M 1 in Music

What's that movie where this young early thirties black woman is told by her friends she needs to take a vacation and she goes to the bahamas or jamacia. When she's there she falls in love with this guy.
I have no idea who is in it, and the name of the movie won't come to me! Please help me ;)

2006-11-05 13:19:22 · 10 answers · asked by msdiva 2 in Movies

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

2006-11-05 13:19:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

its freezing in Virginia!

2006-11-05 13:18:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you always try to put yourself first, over other drivers?

2006-11-05 13:18:15 · 16 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did Leonardo DiCaprio play in a movie were he was gay? and if he did, did he actullaly kiss a guy in the movie or had someone else do it?

2006-11-05 13:15:54 · 5 answers · asked by Janey 1 in Celebrities