As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2006-11-05 13:19:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another funny one. Good job
2006-11-05 13:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
I think this must have came from the blond men file. I think it needs to be put back in the file then burn the whole box files and all. But i enjoyed it was funny and yes stupid
2006-11-05 21:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats weird but hey if thats what a person wants to do then hey strip iron whatever your about to die any way so why not have your last moment be something you desire
2006-11-05 21:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by smiley girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke, i'm definetily goin to pass the joke along.
2006-11-05 21:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by chitarra12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. There HAD to have been better candidates than that one! LOL.
Me, I would have been praying!!
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-07 08:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet she grabbed a Bon-bon, and sat back down.
2006-11-05 21:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um that's not what makes me feel like a woman........
2006-11-05 21:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by bellydancer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute joke!
2006-11-05 21:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good one.
2006-11-05 21:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2006-11-05 21:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋