Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered
SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.
SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage. Willing to beg. Call 24/hours, 7/days 1-800-I'm-4you.
SWM: 39, enjoys assault rifles, heavy drinking, and testosterone. Seeks like-minded SF, W only, to listen to political conspiracy theories and help stock secluded mountain shelter. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live.
SWF: 25, enjoys poetry recitals, interpretive dance, herb tea, New Age music, Communing with Gaian nature spirits, and Jello sculpting. Seeks aloof, analytic whimp.
SWM: 59, wide range of interests including: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Power Rangers, and Sea Quest. ISO compatible F.
SM: Seeking an adventurous SF Interested in underwater bondage with or w/o scuba gear And albino livestock breeding. No weirdos please.
SBM: Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler Wishes to meet woman of similar interests Must be ambidextrous.
DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying good furniture, Police lineups and locking your friends in closets, We already have three things in common ! Let's get together.
DM: Physician, 35 Desires to meet that special woman with real inner beauty. Send latest X-rays.
DWM: Compulsive Liar Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar Riviera chateau. Visa Gold Card a must. Private plane a plus.
SWM: 32, my life's work is verifying, in detail, all the episodes shown on"The X-Files". ISO SWF with like dedication. Must be willing to travel a lot
2006-11-05 13:19:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is crazy.
2006-11-05 16:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty good.
2006-11-05 13:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe those were cute â¥
2006-11-05 13:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo twisted...LOL! great stuff!
2006-11-05 13:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They all sound pretty normal to me!.................
2006-11-05 13:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're on a roll tonight. Good. Thanks.
2006-11-05 13:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋