Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? Here are a few suggested phrases

for the chronically absent=a man like him is hard to find or it seemed her career was just taking off

for the office drunk=I feel his real talent is wasted here or we generally found him loaded with work to do or every hour with him was a happy hour

for an employee with no ambition=he could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in or you would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you

for an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled=I can assure you that no person would be better for the job

for an employee who is not worth further considerations a job candidate=I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment or all in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him to highly

for a stupid employee=there is nothing you can teach a man like him or I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever

for a dishonest employee=her true ability was deceiving or he’s an unbelievable worker

have to read a letter of recommendations? here are a few translations:
a keen analyst=thoroughly confused

accepts new job assignments willingly=never finished a job

active socially=drinks heavily

alert to company developments=an office gossip

approaches difficult problems with logic=finds someone else to do the job

bridge builder=likes to compromise

character above reproach=still one step ahead of the law

charismatic=no interest in any opinion but his own

competent=is still able to get work done if supervisor helps

conscientious and careful=scared

consults with co workers often=indecisive, confused and clueless

delegates responsibility effectively=passes the buck well

demonstrates qualities of leadership=has a loud voice

deserves promotion=create new title to make him/her feel appreciated

displays excellent intuitive judgment=knows when to disappear

displays great dexterity and agility=dodges and evades superiors well

enjoys job=needs more to do
excels in sustaining concentration but avoids everyone=ignores everyone

excels in the effective application of skills=makes a good cup of coffee

exceptionally well qualified=has committed no major blunders to date

expresses self well=can string two sentences together

gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike=a coward

happy=paid too much

hard worker=usually does it the hard way

identifies major management problems=complains a lot

is well informed=knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept

inspires the cooperation of others=gets everyone else to do the work

is unusually loyal=wanted by no one else

judgment is usually sound=lucky

keen sense of humor=knows lots of dirty jokes

keeps informed on business issues=subscribes to playboy and national enquirer

listens well=has no ideas of his own

maintains a high degree of participation=comes to work on time

maintains professional attitude=a snob

meticulous in attention to detail=a nitpicker

mover and shaker=favors steamroller tactics without regard for other peoples opinions

uses all available resources=takes office supplies home for personal use

quick thinking=offers plausible excuses for errors

should go far=please

spends extra hours on the job=miserable home life

straightforward=blunt and insensitive

strong adherence to principles=stubborn

tactful in dealing with superiors=knows when to keep mouth shut

takes utmost advantage of every opportunity to progress=buys drinks for superiors

takes pride in work=conceited

uses time effectively=clock watcher

very creative=finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work

will go far=relative of management

willing to take calculated risks=doesn’t mind spending someone else’s money

2006-11-05 14:41:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

PS: check out her questions, she has posted one a few minutes ago!

2006-11-05 14:40:48 · 9 answers · asked by methehottesthunk 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:40:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-05 14:40:44 · 17 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

"Did you tell her we're getting married?"
" I'm waiting... I'm waiting for a moment when she is peaceful. "
" Well, don't wait until she's dead. "

2006-11-05 14:40:23 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

Are you single, whats your age?

What are you looking for in a night club?(music,people,theme,atmosphere, etc.)

What don't you like about night clubs?

When you go to a night club, do you go to have fun? meet new people, dating, etc.?

2006-11-05 14:39:55 · 11 answers · asked by Cesare F 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just curious...

2006-11-05 14:39:45 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

A few questions actually,
1)How many seasons were actually aired, I can't remember?
2)Why did the show get cancelled?
3)Which season was it that the Monkees were on Bandstand in the show?

2006-11-05 14:39:38 · 2 answers · asked by Loved By Someone Above 4 in Television

2006-11-05 14:38:53 · 2 answers · asked by Tarryn C 1 in Television

2006-11-05 14:38:19 · 19 answers · asked by Babydoll 3 in Movies

2006-11-05 14:38:01 · 14 answers · asked by pirateron 5 in Jokes & Riddles

YES, TWO points! Yahoo takes 5 and gives back 3 when a Best Answer is chosen - whether you choose it or one is voted!

2006-11-05 14:37:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:36:24 · 4 answers · asked by dolphin_smiles_2006 1 in Movies

Do you find him offensive, entertaining, etc? Why?

2006-11-05 14:35:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-05 14:35:41 · 14 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

the big &long piano laying on the floor of the MacMillan toy store

2006-11-05 14:35:39 · 3 answers · asked by bullet02_flemming123454 1 in Movies

2006-11-05 14:35:28 · 16 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:35:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lucinda recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that bl.. job I promised you? Here it comes.

2006-11-05 14:35:18 · 2 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i LOVED that movie, but i dont really understand the ending, i know the mom and daughter died in the wreck at the beginning but thats about it, i dont get the rest of it. can only ghosts see Silent Hill? is that why no one else could see it but the mom, daughter, and police officer?

2006-11-05 14:33:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

S T A U E

Hint: something in a kitchen

2006-11-05 14:33:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 14:33:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-05 14:32:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-05 14:31:53 · 41 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Put the bunny back in the box.
2. Today we celebrate our independence day!
3. Mom, Dad. There's a dinosaur outside my window.
4. One ring to rule them all...
5. Its a race, a race... I hope i win...
6. You have to kiss me in front of all these people!
7. Mommy, mommy a doggy.... ooh, a big doggy!
8. Where's the baby... there he is!
9. Can i stay with you? ... Can i stay with you, Please???
10. As You Wish

2006-11-05 14:30:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I did not get to see the movie this weekend. How was it?

2006-11-05 14:30:19 · 10 answers · asked by hpotter4ever2000 4 in Movies

2006-11-05 14:30:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:29:54 · 6 answers · asked by bluejuanitatexas 2 in Music

Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"

The other says, "Circumcision."

The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn't walk for a year

2006-11-05 14:29:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it makes alot of people emotional....a good time for spats....

2006-11-05 14:29:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys