Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2006

A homeless person walks into a bar. He asks the barman for a cocktail stick. The barman, being a nice guy, gives the man a cocktail stick. The guy thanks him and leaves.

A couple of minutes later, another homeless guy comes in and asks for a cocktail stick. The barman, getting rather confused gives him one and watches him leave.

Another homeless guy comes in and asks for the same thing.

A fourth homeless guy comes in and asks for a straw. The barman asks "Don't you want a cocktail stick like all the others?"

The homeless guy says "No thanks. Someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone!"

2006-11-05 14:29:14 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 14:28:26 · 8 answers · asked by retorik75 5 in Movies

What are some songs with a catchy tune??
I need new music!! I LOVE un-discovered music. In other words, I know all of the new stuff, so I was "un-popular" songs!
thanks!!!!!
much luv,
me

2006-11-05 14:28:17 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Charming's Princess♥ 3 in Music

2006-11-05 14:28:14 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

2006-11-05 14:28:14 · 22 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:27:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Also im looking for a Big L song, all i remember is a guy saying Big L rest in peaice then the music kicked in if you know what it is please help.

2006-11-05 14:27:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Three guys walked by a strip bar they decided to walk in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of the strippers butt. The next guy also licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on the other side of her butt. The third guy walks in takes out a credit card swipes it through her butt and takes the 200 dollars.

2006-11-05 14:27:18 · 5 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I like taht song but um why most all of Fergie's songs be about her!!!

2006-11-05 14:26:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-05 14:25:27 · 18 answers · asked by Christy H 3 in Television

2006-11-05 14:24:36 · 23 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

Is it - Informative, Fun, Original....Or what?

2006-11-05 14:24:11 · 31 answers · asked by Joey B 1 in Polls & Surveys

Woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
"Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"

2006-11-05 14:23:37 · 11 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Who loves the Numa Numa dance?!
I think it is the funnest song to dance to!!! It's hilarious!!!

2006-11-05 14:23:10 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Charming's Princess♥ 3 in Music

Go to the link.
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2006-11-05 14:21:54 · 13 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

what should I do?!

2006-11-05 14:21:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have just finished watching NOTTING HILL starring Julia Roberts & Hugh Grant and it makes me wonder whether it is feasible for a Hollywood celebrity to marry a common man in the street and makes that marriage works. Is there such a case in reality?
I have given it some thought & the only case that I can come up with is that of Elizabeth Taylor & Larry Fortensky (a brick man) & that didn’t last long. But then it’s Elizabeth Taylor & knowing her, marriage to any man won’t last long!
Do you know of any others?

2006-11-05 14:21:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AsJT8i_0NdK8MCRE3q6COSQezKIX?show=c9880859e992cac448223ff59263dbe3aa (check his 360 to view it larger) for me i think he looks like Josh Duhamel and some says he looks like Aaron Carter..
so who do u think he looks like?

2006-11-05 14:20:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:20:07 · 32 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who thinks don't worry be happy, by bobby mcferrin is an awesome song???

2006-11-05 14:19:25 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Charming's Princess♥ 3 in Music

When will George Bush's trial begin?

2006-11-05 14:19:10 · 12 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

Wow! That was a shocker!
I'm glad Nora's gone- she was getting on my nerves!

2006-11-05 14:18:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Hey if anybody knows who the blackeyed peas are come here!!This is a group on yahoo groups and if u join this group u can talk about fergie will.i.am taboo and apl de alp and u can answer polls and have a discusion about the group this is not spamming or advertising!!check it out please join if u love the goup the Black Eyed Peas!!!!check it out:http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/BlackEyedPeasbiggestfans/

2006-11-05 14:18:16 · 6 answers · asked by chillingal 1 in Polls & Surveys

Recently i was looking in my dads ipod and found Queen. I insantly got caught up in their music. They are one of the few bands that have grossed over 250 million albums worldwide with ssongs such as " Another one Bites the Dust" , " Radio Ga Ga", " Bohemian Raphsody" ,"We will Rock you" ,"We Are The Champion", "Under Pressure"
"Love of my Life" and " You're my best friend"
and they just passed the beatles to be the most played band on the radio all time.but they never really cought on in America and never get the recognition that they really deserved. recently Brian May was recognized by Rolling Stone Magazine as the 32. best guitarist all time, dont you think thats allitlle bit low for the man who came up with the hardest rock solo ever created "BRIGHTON ROCK" and Queen were the first REAL arena rock band.

but if i can get some awnser s from some unbaised people that would helpout beacauce as you can see i certainly am baiased

2006-11-05 14:18:09 · 17 answers · asked by tomb833 2 in Polls & Surveys

ok...so he's holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself. but do you see the picture of him in the white? in that picture...is he also holding a picture of himself? so basically the question is : is there 3 pictures of him? or 4? Look really good. and NO this is not a joke picture.http://s86.photobucket.com/albums/k108/fruitflies30/?action=view¤t=wttu_0009jared_sm.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

2006-11-05 14:17:54 · 11 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:17:52 · 16 answers · asked by PandaGirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-05 14:17:50 · 3 answers · asked by Iris 1 in Music

rubbit rubbitt rubbitt

2006-11-05 14:17:28 · 6 answers · asked by serviceteam_perry 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I know its an old school song but i just cant seem to remember the name of it.

2006-11-05 14:17:14 · 3 answers · asked by *yeska* 2 in Music

A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning your room today.... Are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there."

2006-11-05 14:15:22 · 10 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Jokes & Riddles