A homeless person walks into a bar. He asks the barman for a cocktail stick. The barman, being a nice guy, gives the man a cocktail stick. The guy thanks him and leaves.
A couple of minutes later, another homeless guy comes in and asks for a cocktail stick. The barman, getting rather confused gives him one and watches him leave.
Another homeless guy comes in and asks for the same thing.
A fourth homeless guy comes in and asks for a straw. The barman asks "Don't you want a cocktail stick like all the others?"
The homeless guy says "No thanks. Someone was sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone!"
2006-11-05 14:29:14 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol another 'sick' joke lmao
=kizzy=
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2006-11-05 21:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-05 14:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing about this joke was....you wearing Borat's thong. Nice!
2006-11-05 15:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-11-05 14:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeew. eeeeeeeeeeeeeew. I can't think of anything else to say! I did give you a thumbs up though!
2006-11-05 15:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cheers ive now got this mental vision in my head. disgustin but very funny
2006-11-05 20:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by pinky perky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It really was a 'sick' joke hahahahahahahah
2006-11-05 16:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt even read it.....but at least you had the decency to say it was a joke (and sick) and not pretend it was a question, so...why not? im not complaining. least your honest about it.
2006-11-05 14:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by ben b 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a goodun. Sicko humour is my bag :-)
2006-11-06 10:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't read the Daily Mail so I don't find this amusing.
2006-11-05 14:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋