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It was "Help!"


Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands.
It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.


Q: What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A: A pimple waits till you're about 15 till it comes on your face.


Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? A: Because most men are stupid, but very few are blind.


Q: What is the difference between garbage and an ugly girl? A: Garbage gets picked up at least once a week.


Q: What's worse: ignorance or apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

2006-11-05 14:13:05 · 6 answers · asked by kwon 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

Actually Michael Jackson's youngest just said his first sentence and it was "leave my father alone you morons"!!

♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥

2006-11-08 02:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 3 0

The first Words where : Daddy kick there asses!!!!!

2006-11-08 22:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0 0

Give me Ambiguity OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE!!!

HAHAHA I loved all of them, very cute, 10/10 *s, A+++,

Loved em!

2006-11-05 22:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0 2

eww micheal jackson is a fag and his kid has a right to say help cause he/she needs help to get awy form its father....... what was the point of your question?

2006-11-05 22:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by me 1 · 0 3

Love that last one, man. ^_^

2006-11-05 22:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0 2

ha! those are all pretty funny.

2006-11-05 22:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0 2

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