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Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands.
It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.
Q: What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A: A pimple waits till you're about 15 till it comes on your face.
Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? A: Because most men are stupid, but very few are blind.
Q: What is the difference between garbage and an ugly girl? A: Garbage gets picked up at least once a week.
Q: What's worse: ignorance or apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
2006-11-05
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