1: - I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
2: - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3: - Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4: - Hey, you must've been doin' about 225 Kph to keep up with me. Good job!
5: - Are You Andy or Barney?
6: - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7: - You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8: - I pay your salary!
9: - Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10: - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11: - I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12: - When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2006-11-05 13:30:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny Funny Funny. Here is one to add to the list, I tried it once, with poor results. " Your'e a dick". thanks again for the laugh
2006-11-05 13:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roscoe, I haven't seen you in a few years. How Daisy Duke doing..................lol
2006-11-05 21:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friend of mine has those on a t-shirt! they are great!
2006-11-05 21:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I LIKE THE LAST ONE!
2006-11-05 21:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by *Pinky12* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny.
2006-11-05 21:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats halarious!!!
2006-11-05 21:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by le_le_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao......
2006-11-05 21:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the giggle! :)
2006-11-05 21:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by themom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the tips.
2006-11-05 21:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋