Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
2006-11-05 13:45:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is the last joke from me. enjoy it. have a nice evening! and if one of the jokes insulted anyone then im sry about it! and im glad that some of the jokes made you guys laugh. bye bye
2006-11-05 13:46:53 · update #1
for the curious guy ;) i asked "put" a lot of jokes already (used all of the questions), maybe i will come back with more next time.
2006-11-05 14:01:19 · update #2
This is good. And no, you don't insult anyone. By the way, why this is your last one?
2006-11-05 13:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
And you look better in a bikini than a guy does
2006-11-05 13:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Where do you get all of them? Just wondering. I ♥ every single one!
2006-11-05 14:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thaaaat's riIight!
2006-11-05 13:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by chilingurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats very true!:)
how about a 2nd episode?
2006-11-05 14:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by shin c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that and it's true too.
2006-11-05 13:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Aneesa S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is fantastic! good run! thanx!
2006-11-05 13:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol......that's great ;-)
I love it
2006-11-05 13:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋