Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2006

2006-10-28 00:51:23 · 8 answers · asked by Jeremy M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you imagine it? Paramount are casting Tom as the young spock in a new movie.

2006-10-28 00:49:56 · 19 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in Movies

it was a 100% new zealand advert quite some time ago. it was a woman singing in a high pitched voice, quite popular song. anyone recall?

2006-10-28 00:47:05 · 5 answers · asked by darkwhitegod 1 in Music

and men you do know?

2006-10-28 00:46:05 · 10 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 1 in Polls & Surveys

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.



2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.



3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent

For an indefinite period.



4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.



5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't

Get it.



6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.



8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)



9 . Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.



10 .Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.



11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.



12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.



14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.



15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.



16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole

2006-10-28 00:45:31 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Three reasons a christmas tree is better than a man.
1They can stay erect for days on end.
2 They have lovely shiny balls.
3 They look better with the lights on.


What is the one thing a man can keep up for days on end??




The toilet seat.

Why are men so good at making salads??




They are all a bunch of tossers.




Ok here is for for any guy that is feeling left out.
Why is a woman like a pack of cards???



First you need to give her a diamond to win her heart.
Then you need a club to kill her and a spade to bury her.

2006-10-28 00:44:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i dont know who the guy is at the end of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

2006-10-28 00:42:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-28 00:41:42 · 13 answers · asked by curt e 1 in Movies

when i watch movie The Grudge 2 at philippines theaters with my American friends,

The Philippine peoples here was shouting and they were joking each other inside the movie theater and laughing at american movie, and some of them do not listen to the movie theaters rules and open their cell phones and texting and calling,they even kicking the front seated human with their feet! My american friend said, they will never watch movie again in the philippines. They have no respect! This is offensive!

Do you think we should watch movie like this?

2006-10-28 00:39:34 · 7 answers · asked by Justin 4 in Movies

were killed by Jason Vorhees in the first Friday The 13th movie? First correct answer gets the 10!!!!

2006-10-28 00:39:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,"It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. " Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told
him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story." "This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I locked the house with
both house and car keys inside. " I had to break a window to get my keys. Then driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. When I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat tire. When I finally got here, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on people and , all the time, the damn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued," Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pickup the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and broke." " Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.....and believe me, mister, as god is my witness, all I did was tell her."

2006-10-28 00:37:54 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Can anybody think of some things in celebrity pasts that are either hard-to-believe or just plain funny & wierd?
Let me start ya off!
Brad Pitt used to drive strippers to strip-clubs in a limo before becoming an actor!
Mariah Carey used to be a maid! Once, her "boss" heard her singing around the house and decided to make her a star - he thought she had potential...and he was right! I love Mariah!

2006-10-28 00:37:18 · 7 answers · asked by keti2609 2 in Celebrities

(e.g. thousand miles - vanessa carlton, only hope - ost: a walk to remember, etc.)

2006-10-28 00:36:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Would you have enough to blow your hat off??

2006-10-28 00:36:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has cream, custard, and sponge, slopped in his ear. He says, excuse me mate, what`s that stuff in your ear? The guy replies, sorry mate, you`ll have to speak up, i`m a trifle deaf.

2006-10-28 00:35:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-28 00:31:35 · 1 answers · asked by rowan e 1 in Celebrities

'coz then there would be no time factor.and almost everything on the book can be seen on TV.

2006-10-28 00:31:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-28 00:28:41 · 11 answers · asked by micky 1 in Jokes & Riddles

who do u think should hav won jhalak dikhlaja instead of mona singh?
who deserved 2 b the winner between all the participants and why?
i think shweta salve

2006-10-28 00:26:50 · 18 answers · asked by Apeksha Jain 2 in Television

2006-10-28 00:25:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where you do your normal routine, work, etc. but you have to go the whole day naked?

2006-10-28 00:23:56 · 12 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 1 in Polls & Surveys

I watched it last week, I proper **** myself. I don't think I'll be able to watch it again.

2006-10-28 00:23:51 · 12 answers · asked by jazzybbwoy 3 in Movies

2006-10-28 00:23:36 · 4 answers · asked by T'S PAGE FOR NOW 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know any good web sites where I can find out what has-been actors are doing now.. e.g actors that used to be on coronation steeet/Eastenders in the 1980,s or used to be in grange hill etc etc.

2006-10-28 00:23:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

and do you use spell check?

2006-10-28 00:21:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://draculasriddle.co.uk/jova/shadow.htm

check this 0ne!

i can't figure 0ut the answer!

s0me help.. please!

2006-10-28 00:21:55 · 5 answers · asked by roseann 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Following is a movie sequence:
A phone nearby the hero rings. He then picks it up. Wow! The call is for him! The other end says about a bomb blast plan or speaks ill about hero's girlfriend. And the story moves...

Is this sort of call possible in any country? If yes, how people who calls you know exactly where you are?

2006-10-28 00:19:53 · 5 answers · asked by Nirmal Natarajan 2 in Movies

2006-10-28 00:17:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when i watch movie The Grudge 2 at philippines theaters with my American friends, the philippine peoples here was shouting and they were joking each other inside the movie theater and some of them do not listen to the movie theaters rules and open their cell phones and texting and calling,they even kicking the front human with their feet!

My american friend said, they will never watch movie again in the philippines. They have no respect!
Do you think we should watch movie like this?

2006-10-28 00:13:12 · 8 answers · asked by Justin 4 in Movies

a man enters into a bakery...
baker:y do u look so sad?
man: leave me alone im pissed
baker:tell me wats wrong and u will feel better
man: i killed like 50 pupils
baker: omg!! how?
man: i was driving my truck wen i reached a road split..on the right were 2 men drinking tea and on the left there was a wedding and i was going too fast to stop i had to go on one side
baker: oh no dont tell me you went into the wedding,you should have went right and killed the 2 men instead of killing 50

man:i know,i thought of that so i went right to kill the 2 men instead of 50...but they ran away to the wedding and i followed them

2006-10-28 00:08:56 · 8 answers · asked by GIRL HUNTER 2 in Jokes & Riddles