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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,"It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. " Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told
him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story." "This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I locked the house with
both house and car keys inside. " I had to break a window to get my keys. Then driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. When I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat tire. When I finally got here, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on people and , all the time, the damn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued," Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pickup the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and broke." " Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.....and believe me, mister, as god is my witness, all I did was tell her."

Answer 1

That was FANTASTIC
10/10
keep them comming soooooooooooooo funny
Jeff

Answer 2

That is in fact very funny. um, okay.

Answer 3

the end yes!

Answer 4

wow if thats true - its funny... if its not true its funny as well :) :)

Imagine that happeneing to you one morning....

Answer 5

no i don't think so!!

Answer 6

!! HILLARIOUS !!