Three reasons a christmas tree is better than a man.
1They can stay erect for days on end.
2 They have lovely shiny balls.
3 They look better with the lights on.
What is the one thing a man can keep up for days on end??
The toilet seat.
Why are men so good at making salads??
They are all a bunch of tossers.
Ok here is for for any guy that is feeling left out.
Why is a woman like a pack of cards???
First you need to give her a diamond to win her heart.
Then you need a club to kill her and a spade to bury her.
2006-10-28 00:44:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
~cute~
What does a roll of carpet and a man have in common?
If ya lay em right the first time, you can walk all over em for years!!
2006-10-28 01:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by slaboochie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl: Ava Anberlin Guy: Thomas Matthew
2016-05-22 02:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a true story girls can relate to
2006-10-28 00:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sabrina P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's gold. I hate it when people say "girls only" and guys answer...
2006-10-28 00:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Not Dave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!that's a good one & a funny one tooooooooo!!!!!!!u do speak the truth.i like it.......by the way where do u get SUCH COOL ideas???????????LOL!!!!!
2006-10-28 01:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by sugu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
booooooooooo Lol!!
2006-10-28 00:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
so true
2006-10-28 00:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by ca4btts 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny :)
2006-10-28 00:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by vanillaspice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha LOL.......>.<
2006-10-28 00:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by idonteatcatfood 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-28 00:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋