I'm going to put this out as a question on Yahoo Answers, but I wanted to share it with you guys first.
Last night, I dreamed I was in a graveyard. It was what I have heard called a 'three dog night', you know, blustery.
For some strange reason I was raking leaves. Not that they didn't need raked, of course.
When suddenly behind me was the skeleton of my own dead mother!
Mama's skeleton told me, "Not to come."
But it was the black cat at my heels that scared me half to death. You see, I'm allergic to cats.
Mama's skeleton told me again, "Not to come."
That's what Mama's skeleton kept telling me.
Daddy in his crypt behind her said, "That's no way to have fun, son!"
But I couldn't stop raking those leaves. And that darn cat wouldn't leave me alone!
2006-10-28
02:34:31
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