I'm going to put this out as a question on Yahoo Answers, but I wanted to share it with you guys first.
Last night, I dreamed I was in a graveyard. It was what I have heard called a 'three dog night', you know, blustery.
For some strange reason I was raking leaves. Not that they didn't need raked, of course.
When suddenly behind me was the skeleton of my own dead mother!
Mama's skeleton told me, "Not to come."
But it was the black cat at my heels that scared me half to death. You see, I'm allergic to cats.
Mama's skeleton told me again, "Not to come."
That's what Mama's skeleton kept telling me.
Daddy in his crypt behind her said, "That's no way to have fun, son!"
But I couldn't stop raking those leaves. And that darn cat wouldn't leave me alone!
2006-10-28
02:34:31
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Mama's skeleton kept saying, "Not to come."
And Daddy with his bloodshot eye again said, "That's no way to have fun, son!"
Mama's skeleton told me, "Not to come."
Finally I said, "Nevermore!" to cat and rake and I woke up!
So what should I do, roll over and go back to sleep or wake up and smell the coffee?
You can see it for yourself on http://360.yahoo.com/cabrobst
Happy Halloweeen!!! Boooo!
2006-10-28
02:35:01 ·
update #1
I knew who they were by the stink of stall tobacco,
and the smell of cheap perfume.
I wanted to open up a window,
get some air into this room,
let me catch my breath, but then I realized I was outdoors in a graveyard.
Mama's skeleton told me,
"Not to come."
And Daddy from his crypt with his red glowing eyes repeated,
"That's no way to have fun, son!"
If you don't believe me, take a look at,
http://360.yahoo.com/cabrobst
2006-10-28
09:35:16 ·
update #2