has cream, custard, and sponge, slopped in his ear. He says, excuse me mate, what`s that stuff in your ear? The guy replies, sorry mate, you`ll have to speak up, i`m a trifle deaf.
2006-10-28 00:35:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The old ones are the best!
A brown paper bag goes to his doctor feeling unwell.The doctor takes all sorts of samples and asks the bag to come back next week.Next week the bag returns and the doctor says."I'm afraid I have bad news.We discovered from your blood tests that you have haemophilia." "Haemophilia?" says the bag,"How can that be?I'm a brown paper bag." "Yes," replies the doctor,"but it seems your mother was a carrier."
2006-10-28 01:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.
2006-10-28 10:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it might have been Jeremy Clarkson.
2006-10-28 10:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats been going round for years, but nice try!
2006-10-28 14:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by DAWN B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell outta me cot. laffin at that one! You should be taken into CUSTARDy.
2006-10-28 10:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-10-28 07:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 12:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one hahaha
2006-10-28 12:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-28 07:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-28 07:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋