Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, wanted to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her
hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

2006-10-25 06:47:01 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

"DREAMS"

2006-10-25 06:46:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What with mexicans. first thay come in illigally and take are farm jobs casue thay'll work for 3 dollars and hour and now because fema wants to get rid of there trailers the mexicans are now trying to take over are homes.thay keep saying we live unclean and we are making them sick cause are poop is going on the ground but where i live its actuly the mexicans poop that all goes on the ground and stuff well in a little ditch thay dug that goes behind all of there trailers and dont take me wrong i was just wondering. i have porto riccans in my family so i am not aginst mexicas

2006-10-25 06:46:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 06:46:41 · 9 answers · asked by nuri b 1 in Horoscopes

lol

2006-10-25 06:46:33 · 17 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

I drive a 2003 Ford Focus.
My dream car is a Corvette

2006-10-25 06:46:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cant find tickets on this site - http://www.livingroomny.com/music.html or on this site - http://www.myspace.com/hotelcafetour. Where can I purchase these tickets?

2006-10-25 06:45:42 · 1 answers · asked by preston 2 in Music

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but amazingly enough, neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. Wow! Just look at our cars. And we're okay! This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely!" The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in
agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands
it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back and says "no thanks, I think I'll wait for the police."

2006-10-25 06:44:59 · 14 answers · asked by kisme86 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 06:44:41 · 21 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 06:44:36 · 31 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Plz tell me what do u think about the new series of 24, like do u think is it going to be better than the other seasons. I know its going to be one of the best TV series ever when the new year begins. Also plz tell me what do u think what is going to happen to Jack Baur and to the rest of the other people. I think that Jack is going to make his way out of the ship and escape from the bad guys and he will rescue his daughter.
Plz do not forget to check-out the trailer, plz click on the following:
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2006-10-25 06:44:14 · 4 answers · asked by Sewer Tank 1 in Television

I am a huge fan of both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Lately, however, it has crossed my mind that these show may actually be making some of the population more callous to world events. Understanding that political satire is a time honored tradition dating back to Mark Twain and beyond, I wonder if these shows maybe cross the line. In todays age, when most of the American population seems to be content as long as world events don't keep them from their goumet supermarkets, double lattes, and sub $3 gallons of gasoline, should we be taking the current events of the world so light-heartedly? I worry that, while we are in a time in history when (I feel) we need to be ever more vigilant of world opinion and the possibility of a 3rd world war, the generation that will bear the brunt of current policies is too content to sit back and watch a couple of "talking heads" make light of ever more serious current events. Again, HUGE fan, just curious.

2006-10-25 06:44:07 · 9 answers · asked by wsdmskr825 2 in Television

Whose clothes would you wear-may be two different answers.
Thanks

2006-10-25 06:43:55 · 6 answers · asked by Fresherson19 2 in Television

Okay you’re starving as hell..havent eaten for a days

Would you rather eat

Your best friend....

Your pet

Or a little baby

:D>.... you just have to pick one....this is a what if Q

2006-10-25 06:43:44 · 32 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 06:42:56 · 26 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 2 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know of a Halloween costume I could come up with at home. It's a last minute get together & I/m outta cash. I didn't plan on dressing up until now. Any home-made cheap costumes ideas...let me know. Oh and I am 27. Thanks.

2006-10-25 06:41:15 · 11 answers · asked by Jay 2 in Other - Entertainment

there was this man and this woman right, they been together for about 20 years and they were happily married and so one night they were having some great sex with the lights turned off and so all of a sudden the wife got curiouse as to why that was always happening so she stopped it and turned the lights on to find the guy using a dildo and a vibrator and the she asked him how long he has been using that then he answered with a ill tell you how long ive been using this if you tell me whos kids thoes are?

2006-10-25 06:41:13 · 8 answers · asked by nuri b 1 in Jokes & Riddles

hmmm first one wh0 gets it right lands the 10 :)

2006-10-25 06:40:45 · 35 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering.

2006-10-25 06:39:54 · 24 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Like they always ask "Are you chinese?" or any other asian nationality when I'm not. I'm filipino. This happens all the time. It's annoying too.
And they always ask my sister if she's mexican when she's filipino.
Why can't people just ask if they're curious what's my ethnic background and stop assuming something within a question.
You don't see me going around asking white people "You look Swedish" or black people you look "Ethopian".
Why does it always happen to asian folks? What is this world coming to?

Thanks for the vent!

2006-10-25 06:39:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm getting closer to my crush...?
hi everyone, hope you're doing well...
Yesterday my crush and his gf invited me for a walk, as we were walkng she had a fight with him (she cheated on him) so she left, me and my crush kept walking until 9:00pm and went back to home.
we shared many things and talked about many things , we talked about his gf and how she is cheating on him, at once he starred at my eyes deeply while i was talking to him, I felt that he wanted to say something serious, which is in his heart for a long time (which was that he love me), i think he was waiting for me to ask him but i was too shy to ask him about it. so now i got closer towards him.

So next time i want him to know how much i love him and let him admit that he love me, so how can i do it?

2006-10-25 06:38:48 · 9 answers · asked by Joelle 2 in Other - Entertainment

Which one are you??
I need proof...

2006-10-25 06:37:57 · 22 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 06:37:48 · 45 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need info if thats a yes!

2006-10-25 06:37:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 06:37:40 · 15 answers · asked by Coo Bird 4 in Music

I like FCOL (for crying out loud)

2006-10-25 06:37:33 · 4 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Polls & Surveys

A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and
> >> squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then
> >> he asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What is the
> >> matter with you?" The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said,
> >> "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor
> >> says that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said,
> > "What did he say about your 55 year old ar$e?" "Your name never came
>up,"
> >> she replied.

2006-10-25 06:37:09 · 26 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 06:37:06 · 16 answers · asked by Greek Chick 2 in Music

2006-10-25 06:36:36 · 22 answers · asked by SLOW POISON 2 in Television

Is it just me or did Fergie totally steal Gwen Stefani's luxuirous video for her video Fergalicous,If youve seen Fergies new video you'll know what i mean, It has the candy the weird looking twins in it Fergie is so copying her style

2006-10-25 06:36:35 · 7 answers · asked by Fashionista2006 1 in Music