Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

I was there two years ago, but before then, I hadn't been there in 23 years!

2006-10-25 07:16:58 · 10 answers · asked by Jen-Jen 6 in Other - Entertainment

outrageously fat (I mean totally enormous) with a pretty face, or outrageously ugly with a really enviable gorgeous body?

2006-10-25 07:16:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Two American Kids growing up in the heart land.

2006-10-25 07:15:59 · 10 answers · asked by malrosemallory 1 in Music

2006-10-25 07:15:46 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:15:16 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

The Cowboy in Church

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly,

"Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."

2006-10-25 07:14:58 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, “Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That''s not enough”
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, “Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.”

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says “Free chips and dip” A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, “This tastes like ****.”

And the salesman replied, “Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”

2006-10-25 07:14:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:14:28 · 4 answers · asked by Robin A 1 in Music

2006-10-25 07:14:13 · 24 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:14:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."

2006-10-25 07:13:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:13:14 · 9 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Its like myspace except college students go to it. Its called comething books I think.

2006-10-25 07:12:37 · 2 answers · asked by KuTiE17 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-25 07:12:37 · 20 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Polls & Surveys

The World's Hardest Riddle
They're not lying, this is hard.

i turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?

2006-10-25 07:12:23 · 13 answers · asked by wicked96ta 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:12:23 · 6 answers · asked by sincarnato 3 in Television

what are some good rap songs with a good chorus in the back. What i mean by chorus is like a bunch of kids singing in the background. Examples like "hard knock life" by jay z anf "like toy soldiers " by eminem. Get the drift?

2006-10-25 07:12:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-25 07:11:59 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Really guys I need help

2006-10-25 07:11:48 · 19 answers · asked by Tampa Jo 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

He asked her why she was going.

She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."

He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.

His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"

"I''m going too!" he replied.

"Why?" she asked.

"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

2006-10-25 07:11:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

someone just answered one of my earlier questions with this remark

2006-10-25 07:11:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:10:32 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Other than Big Yellow Taxi and Friend of the Devil. It does not matter if it is live or not. Himalayans would be cool covering songs too

2006-10-25 07:10:23 · 3 answers · asked by kalas j 2 in Music

i use to be one and now that im not a employee their any more i realized why people want to beat them up =)

2006-10-25 07:10:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-25 07:09:57 · 8 answers · asked by Lo Carla 1 in Celebrities

it seems to have made racisim more revelant..

2006-10-25 07:09:38 · 9 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

i can see your quite good at guessing but do you know this one

Your kisses might be wetter
But your ni**a likes mine better
But I don't want him

2006-10-25 07:09:17 · 10 answers · asked by FlossyQ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Could anyone give me some tips for writing? This is my first time.

2006-10-25 07:08:51 · 5 answers · asked by SithGirl8 2 in Music

1. How would you put out the fire if something you were cooking caught on fire?
2. Have you ever captured a princess to use her as bait for catching knights?
3. When you catch a knight, do you roast him over a bonfire, put him in the oven, eet him raw or just breathe fire at him?
4. If Dragon stopped referring to herself in third person, would that mean the apocalypse is coming?

Thank you. These are all questions. This is a survey in the Polls & Surveys section. Dragon made sure it was categorized correctly and that it was all questions. Thank you.

2006-10-25 07:08:41 · 16 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

whats ur sexual orientation and at what age did u decide this? im bi and decided this at my current age of 15.

2006-10-25 07:08:27 · 22 answers · asked by emo girl 3 in Polls & Surveys