"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
2006-10-25 07:13:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny i was waitting for u all day to come and share your jokes
no i am not stallking you i just really like your jokes
2006-10-25 07:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They use to be sturdy ones, now there are cameras in the automobiles and microphones on the law enforcement officers. clever comments like that finally end up getting people in hassle. by way of fact the previous asserting is going, if it feels sturdy, do no longer say it.
2016-10-16 09:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by ashworth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny
military snipers motto is
you can run, but you'll only die tired............
(atleast i heard they say that)
2006-10-25 08:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA if you run you'll only go to jail tired. That is a good one. :O)
2006-10-25 07:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" I only want to serve and protect the people".
2006-10-25 07:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by TWEETY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have brightened up my evening.
2006-10-25 07:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So-So
2006-10-25 10:37:29 · answer #7 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just goes to show cops are cocky, mustacheo'd a**holes!
2006-10-25 07:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by hfacto 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-25 11:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-25 07:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋