Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

"Es que no me tienen paciencia..."

Tell me your favorite Chavo episode! Who is your favorite character?

2006-10-25 07:25:28 · 2 answers · asked by wise-woman 2 in Television

Van Gogh's Family Tree-
His dizzy Aunt;Verti Gogh
The Brother who ate prunes;Gotta Gogh
The Traveling Niece with a van; Winnie Bay Gogh
The disco Sister; Go-Gogh
the bouncy Nephew; Poe Gogh........
Making a sign and got a kick out of these, I'm sure there are some smarties out there that will think of more- no really crude things please-its for kids(teen) THANKS!!!!!

2006-10-25 07:25:08 · 7 answers · asked by ARTmom 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:24:50 · 8 answers · asked by tony 1 in Other - Entertainment

Obviously I am desparate!

2006-10-25 07:24:46 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

These are some single syllable Rhymes..you have to put together the clue pharse into a two word answer example- informal conversation with a rodent = "rat chat"

"A dull sideways crustacean"

"A boy marine mammal"

"Gorilla's shoulder garment"

2006-10-25 07:24:40 · 5 answers · asked by elvisdan77 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Do you prefer apples or bananas? Why?
2. Do you have a flip phone or some other kind of cell phone? Why?
3. Would you rather have a customer service representative who is nice but doesn't know anything or one who is brusque and knows the answer to your questions? Why?
4. Is there anything more annoying then someone who asks "Why?" all the time? Why?

Thank you for answering Dragon's survey. ♥

2006-10-25 07:24:21 · 15 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.


You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.


Your twin sister forgets your birthday.


Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.


You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.


You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.


Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.


Your income tax refund check bounces.


The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


You wake up and your braces are stuck together.


Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.


You put both contacts into the same eye.


Your mother approves of the person you're dating.


Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.


You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.


Nothing you own is actually paid for.


Everyone loves your driver's licence picture, but you think it looks awful.


The health inspector condems your office coffee maker.


You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.


The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.


People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.


When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone twice your age.


You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.


You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night...... and there aren't any.


It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

2006-10-25 07:23:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I feel sexiest in...

My worst habit is...

The movie i watch again and again is...

I won't leave the house without...

I've always had a thing for...

The last book i read that i loved was...

My favorite part of my body is...

I've been in love...

I'd love to sing a duet with...

I wish i could stop __________ but i seriously can't help it

My favorite song to work out to...

2006-10-25 07:23:47 · 28 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:23:00 · 29 answers · asked by artelissa2 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-25 07:22:44 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

tooth fairy took a good tooth from your mouth instead of the broken one..!!

2006-10-25 07:22:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:


Here honey, you use the remote.


You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.


Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!


While I'm up, can I get you anything?


Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?


Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?


Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.


Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.


We never talk anymore

2006-10-25 07:22:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:22:01 · 13 answers · asked by eric g 1 in Other - Entertainment

Who out there thinks Gary Seven and Miss Roberta Lincoln should have their own movie? They've appeared in a number of books and always been great.
As Spock once said to Roberta, aboard the Enterprise,
"Miss Lincoln, I'm sure you are more than merely a 'Hippie chick.'"

2006-10-25 07:21:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

something other than jokes websites or my space ,,,,,,something cool and different

dont include any porns links (300 push-ups lol)

2006-10-25 07:21:19 · 18 answers · asked by krash 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the movie True Romance, there is a scene where they are playing on the TV an older Kung Fu Movie with Chow Yun Fat in it, it was not the scene in the theater with Sonny Chiba (Street Fighter). What is the Chow Yun Fat Movie?

2006-10-25 07:20:39 · 2 answers · asked by briankamak 1 in Movies

2006-10-25 07:19:59 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

when we worked out that santa was in fact mum or dad coming in our room with pressies we didnt tell them, we didnt want to hurt THEIR feelings! :-) What did yu do?

2006-10-25 07:19:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. The only wise choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the rest of the day.)

2. Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run. I have faith that if you would have at least stopped and thought about what would be a much more intimate gift, you would have had the sense to spring for the $5 Chia Pet you were eyeing in Kmart.

3. Any sharp objects made by Ronco which slices or dices, or a set of ginsu knives. These may one day be used as a weapon against you when you come home with lipstick on your collar after a "night out with the boys."

4. Do not buy gifts for yourself and pretend they are for her. "Honey, I'm sure you'll get a lot of use out of the new drill I bought you." By then she will have put it to good use by drilling a quarter inch hole into the side of your skull for even thinking she would accept such a lame gift. After a gift like this, you probably won't be around for NEXT Christmas.

5. Any lingerie made of flannel, such as a pair of feet pajamas with a trap door in back. A Little Mermaid or Barney cartoon character nightgown. It gives her the idea that you do not consider her the sexy woman that she is. Take out that wallet and buy her something sexy from Victoria Secret (just like you did for your mistress or other girlfriend).

6. No name perfume which costs you $1.99, such as Eu de Toilet, which actually smells like the bathroom, moldy fruit, or your dirty socks. If you are going to buy her perfume, spring for the brand names.

7. Any type of cubic zirconia jewelry you see on the Home Shopping Network. It will be quite embarrassing when she is showing off that fabulous diamond to her friends and tries to cut glass with it. (We actually test them you know.) Also, now would not be a good time to buy her that set of diamond nipple clamps you always wanted to, you know how we like to show off our jewelry and it could get embarrassing at the New Year's party when she decides to show them off to your buddies.

8. Please do not buy her clothes because you think for one minute you have good taste in woman's clothing. Well, perhaps you might if you are a transvestite, but all in all, believe me, she'll smile and say its beautiful while choking back tears and mumbling under her breath, "were the hell would I ever wear this outfit without being arrested for bad taste?" An additional hint, plaids do not go with stripes (even though you think your golfing outfit looks just fine). Its a known fact to the rest of the world that that is a taboo. In the Northeast, thats like wearing white after Labor Day.

9. Do not give her a gift certificate to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers. Most men would know better, especially the ones who have learned the correct response to "do these pants make me look fat." If you are one of the poor souls who still doesn't get it and purchased a gift like this, be prepared for the silent treatment for a month. (Although that may be something you would actually look forward to.) A better alternative would be hiring a Chippendale dancer as a personal trainer to get her motivated into getting fit.

10. Last but not least, never buy a woman anti-wrinkle cream, or a book on "How not to be Nasty Sunday through Saturday." These are not considered gifts, they are considered reasons for seriously injuring the person who bought it and just may stand up in court of law.

2006-10-25 07:19:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Cause I hope he does not ever make it into the Billboard Album Chart.

2006-10-25 07:19:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do you lose sometimes, but you still have it with you?

2006-10-25 07:19:27 · 17 answers · asked by Soubi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:18:30 · 24 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:18:17 · 6 answers · asked by Lani 2 in Other - Entertainment

Looking for some maternal answers...not doin the gay thing.
So, what would u use?
What position?
i prolly do deserve something for that, but i never paid the piper...remember its not kinky if it hurts

2006-10-25 07:17:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hi everyone, hope you're doing well..
Yesterday my crush and his gf invited me for a walk, as we were walkng she had a fight with him (she cheated on him) so she left, me and my crush kept walking until 9:00pm and went back to home.
we shared many things and talked about many things , we talked about his gf and how she is cheating on him, at once he starred at my eyes deeply while i was talking to him, I felt that he wanted to say something serious, which is in his heart for a long time (which was that he love me), i think he was waiting for me to ask him but i was too shy to ask him about it. so now i got closer towards him.

So next time i want him to know how much i love him and let him admit that he love me, so how can i do it?

ps:- he is not hurted because he hate his gf and was shy to tell her, so when i came he just said had a fight with her and when i stopped him from his fight, he knew that i love him!
he actually treat her as a friend but she thinks that he love her.

2006-10-25 07:17:50 · 3 answers · asked by Joelle 2 in Polls & Surveys

mine is poker

2006-10-25 07:17:42 · 22 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have the hat, and a mock bull whip...i also have a BLACK leather jacket, its kinda like his style, but its not dark brown..is this acceptable?

2006-10-25 07:17:38 · 7 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Other - Entertainment

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

2006-10-25 07:17:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...Here are some examples:
1. The word "harass", used to be pronounced
hah-rass, now it is hair-riss.
2. Baghdad, normally pronounced bag-dad, is now bag-DAAD. (Shepherd Smith on Fox News)
3. On a Giant Food radio commercial, they gleefully announce that a product is "more than 1/2 price!" - I guess that means that it could be more than full price, and still be a sale item? They should have said less than 1/2 price.
4. This one took the cake. Brit Hume was talking about "CAN-NAW-BISS" - it is really cannabis, and pronounced "canna-bis" (marijuana).
...Anyone have any other examples?

2006-10-25 07:17:31 · 15 answers · asked by carson123 6 in Television

2006-10-25 07:17:22 · 32 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys