Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

Just curious as to the names that are nation wide(USA)...sorry UK'ers..=)
I go to Quik Trip...Kum -n-Go...Kwik Shop......thanx~

2006-10-25 07:08:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I found a link where I could download live and pearl jam singing lightning crashes together, but it wouldn't let me

2006-10-25 07:08:14 · 10 answers · asked by kalas j 2 in Music

A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a
little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using
numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds
to draw
three trees.
What's this?" the boss asks
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Jamaican.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use
the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the
picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
>>The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to
hire this
Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
but
represent the number 100."
The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the
picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One
hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree
and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now
you got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a
turd,
which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?"
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The Good Napkins

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions."

Now fast forward a few months .... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tails in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!"
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.




St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.



The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

2006-10-25 07:07:38 · 14 answers · asked by Addie [♦] 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:07:17 · 10 answers · asked by sebastian 2 in Television

2006-10-25 07:07:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

hey wud up i am from Rome NY and i wanted to see how many ppl on here r from Rome or maybe close to it

2006-10-25 07:07:10 · 29 answers · asked by sexychick 1 in Polls & Surveys

What about which musician who has the worst British accent? Or do they all sound the same?

I like Mick Jaggar's accent and dislike Ozzy's.

2006-10-25 07:06:48 · 5 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Music

it is about a woman who gets mangled by a croc and her hubby leaves her to die, and she comes back for revenge

2006-10-25 07:05:30 · 7 answers · asked by smiley8082002 1 in Movies

preferably angry / feminist

2006-10-25 07:05:22 · 4 answers · asked by LucyBabyxxx 2 in Music

Yes, i know...yet another Harry Potter question...

2006-10-25 07:05:16 · 19 answers · asked by Asif 1 in Other - Entertainment

I can't get enough of Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock! It is so hokey, it makes me laugh until I cry. I would love to know your favorite episode and why you like it.

2006-10-25 07:05:07 · 15 answers · asked by wise-woman 2 in Television

A Swiss guy visiting Sydney, Australia, pulls up at a bus stop where two locals are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two Aussies just stare at him. l
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?"
No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Aussie turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
----no offence meant to anyone----

2006-10-25 07:04:59 · 7 answers · asked by asdf 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My myspace is isaacopedal
there is a link in my answers profile
I'd put a link here but my questions get deleted when i do that.

2006-10-25 07:04:59 · 1 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6 in Music

2006-10-25 07:03:59 · 3 answers · asked by clr525 1 in Television

hey there i have been searching for these songs for AGES and i was wondering if any of you will e-mail the files to me if you had any of them?
they are called:
ember-coco
the faceless-falling in love again
they were from sugar rush as i have said before but not on the soundtrack.
my email is irish_girl@popstar.com
cheers!

2006-10-25 07:03:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am sad that the trilogy is over and I have seen them all many many times I would have loved to be an extra in the films I would have given up my job my home, everything to be involved but I didn't and now its over.

2006-10-25 07:03:31 · 19 answers · asked by Nippo 2 in Movies

2006-10-25 07:03:19 · 12 answers · asked by BAnne 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:02:40 · 15 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:01:09 · 24 answers · asked by Lin_82 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:00:57 · 11 answers · asked by USA USA USA 1 in Polls & Surveys

whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer

2006-10-25 07:00:57 · 7 answers · asked by nuri b 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Oh baby can't you see,
What you do to me?
Our love was meant to be,
You were meant for me

2006-10-25 07:00:51 · 11 answers · asked by FlossyQ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

stay at home alone watching movies and not going to parties, do you think that's wrong?

what do you do when you are alone? do you get bored or have fun?

2006-10-25 07:00:47 · 21 answers · asked by natalia k 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know the exact Kill Bill Volume 2 quote about superheros... Bill says it to Uma Thurmans Character...
hope u can help...

2006-10-25 07:00:05 · 16 answers · asked by laura b 2 in Movies

Do a man's nipples have any appeal to you?

I know I really like a woman's nipples, but not sure what women generally think about a man's.

2006-10-25 06:59:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats his name lucas- spada, prada, sprada..... i didnt hear his whole name!!!

2006-10-25 06:59:13 · 3 answers · asked by alisha 4 in Music

i keep hearing about it but not enogh to get the whole story! isn't she adopting? i can't spell sorry.

2006-10-25 06:58:26 · 13 answers · asked by Alice 2 in Celebrities

I really like this song but I don't know who sings it or what it's called............do you know?

"Always on this rollercoaster
If you want me why can't you get closer"

"Never there
You're never there
You're never, ever, ever, ever there"

2006-10-25 06:58:19 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ Arvizu16 3 in Music

My vibrator,
which takes me to heaven,
rabbit be thy name,
Til kingdom come,
thou makest me come,
on earth with eyes on heaven.
Give me this day,
my daily thrill,
and forgive me my scerams,
as I forgive flat batteries.
Lead me not into temptation,
but deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the rotation,
the power and the buzzing,
for ever and ever,
No Men.

2006-10-25 06:58:07 · 16 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Jokes & Riddles

and you don't have to state it?

2006-10-25 06:57:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys