Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!" The guy gets the room, but has nothing to ****. He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just ***** the living **** out of it. Satisfied, he goes home.

Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his pay cheque. He says to the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!". The Madame replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show and get yourself in the mood?". The guy does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really know what they're doing huh?", The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy ******* a pigeon!"

2006-10-25 07:58:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I used to watch Nightline regularly w/ Ted Koppel, ABC News w/ Peter Jennings, 60 Minutes, Washington Week in Review and MacNeil/Lehrer News Hour. But tv news is now biased and superficial. I still watch Washington Week and News Hour, but the only trustworthy figure I can find is Bill Moyers (well, there's Olberman on MSNBC).

Once I looked forward to Masterpiece Theater, Hill Street Blues, LA Law, St. Elsewhere, NYPD Blue--hokey but decent drama about real people, real problems, and I watched All in the Family and Cheers faithfully.

Now, with the Internet and DVD's, I can I can find more reliable news online and better entertainment from NetFlix.

So is there something out there on tv that I'm missing?

2006-10-25 07:57:46 · 20 answers · asked by bfrank 5 in Television

I've played neopets, habbo hotel, runescape, stardoll, and furry-paws. Does anyone know a good site to go on? I've finished my home work and I'm in need of something to do ^.^ lol (kid friendly sites are highly appreciated)

2006-10-25 07:57:12 · 3 answers · asked by Julia 1 in Other - Entertainment

Nothing shy of hugging a squirrel or riding a loaf of bread!

2006-10-25 07:56:59 · 16 answers · asked by Maniac 2 in Polls & Surveys

It Is super good... tell me what you think about it. If you have not seen it... i suggest you rent it or buy it or something.

2006-10-25 07:56:11 · 5 answers · asked by Shelby V 2 in Movies

2006-10-25 07:55:57 · 26 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-25 07:55:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

2006-10-25 07:55:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 07:54:57 · 27 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:54:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I know that there is more to attraction, but I'm just talking eye color here.

ALSO! There has been a recent study showing that blue eyed men are more attracted to blue eyed women although the same isn't true for blue eyed women (they aren't necessarily drawn to only men with blue eyes). Do you think this is true for all you blue eyes out there?????

2006-10-25 07:54:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

choose one- extremely kind of not safe

2006-10-25 07:53:22 · 10 answers · asked by Patrice C 3 in Polls & Surveys

☺← it's a smiley face hehehehe!

2006-10-25 07:52:43 · 15 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:52:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-10-25 07:51:29 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i would like to place them on my BUM... so that i can see whtz happening under and behind my back!!... i know when im seated i cant see... but no probs !!.... hehehe :)

wht abt u ??

2006-10-25 07:51:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

choose one- alot some none

2006-10-25 07:50:43 · 6 answers · asked by Patrice C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 07:50:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I never miss an issue and I just love reading it......and so I was just wondering am I like the only chick addicted to it or what!!!??"

2006-10-25 07:49:38 · 23 answers · asked by ♥♥♥♥♥ 2 in Magazines

There's a guy i heard he's a rapist but what's his name? (Serious)

Here's the link:
http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l36/madhattersprite/?action=view¤t=WTF.jpg

2006-10-25 07:49:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I live in Philly. I haven't heard any of Danity Kane songs on any of our top radio stations. I know they have or had the number 1 selling album and I like their album, but I haven't heard any of them on the radio. Why? If anyone knows the Diddy please ask him for me.

2006-10-25 07:48:42 · 6 answers · asked by moneymaker1 2 in Music

how many episodes of lost season 3 have been on abc so far.

2006-10-25 07:48:09 · 9 answers · asked by jaymachp 2 in Television

kinda goes with the last question

2006-10-25 07:48:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you pretend to be the most knowledgeable person alive....?

Are you actually capable of admitting the three words "I don't know"?

2006-10-25 07:47:50 · 21 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am overdrafted 300 dollars.... Theres alot of reasoning behind it, like my temp agency did not pay me until 4 days after they were supposed too... abyways, I overdraft all the time and have no problem paying it, but this time its bad, and Im getting sick of not being able to keep track of my money...

Should I just cancel it for now, and live off of the cash? Its seems easiest right now. I would just pay who I need to, for rent and what not and the rest just have as cash... which wont be that much. lol

2006-10-25 07:47:24 · 4 answers · asked by Indiana Jonas 4 in Polls & Surveys

don't know all of the words only the 1st 3 lines i think its from the nineties or eighties IT goes
"4,3,2,1
and we go
fifteen falling"

2006-10-25 07:46:49 · 3 answers · asked by Tell me that ur alright 2 in Music

2006-10-25 07:46:30 · 18 answers · asked by jessica d 1 in Magazines

gummi bear..............love ya..........

2006-10-25 07:46:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a friend in the uk and i live in the us. I am curious if the dvd's and vhs tapes that are in the uk would work on our systems here in the us.

2006-10-25 07:46:19 · 2 answers · asked by lewy0866 1 in Movies

2006-10-25 07:45:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys