2006-10-25 07:55:57 · 26 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
If you square up to him, he'll probably kill you -- so yodel at him to get his attention whilst a friend of yours dusts him over the back of his head with a half housebrick, always works for me.
2006-10-25 08:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by marmat16az 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg... this is soooo easy. I had this same problem last week.
Get 200 gonorrhea infected scorpions and leave them all over your lawn. In a day or 2, the ninjas will be gone.
2006-10-25 08:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raids " Ninja Traps"
2006-10-25 07:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a shotgun and wait outside in the backyard every night.
Or get a dog preferably a pitbull and keep in your backyard at night.
2006-10-25 07:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Trinity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a big black dog and never feed eat.. Otheriwse stop watching ninja films and start withing disney instead.....
2006-10-25 07:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by jjjjulieeeelovellyyy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you leave thumbtacks across the yard. trust me it'll work but it was a little hard to explain to my parents when my sister stepped on 46 of them
2006-10-25 07:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by gabriel p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best way, hands down.. is to get a fire breathing dragon, and have him burn the ninja up.
Next would be to get a better fence....
2006-10-25 07:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by Badspe11er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire a bunch of pirates to stand guard.
2006-10-25 07:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by R S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get you self a Rottweiler, and train him to guard your yard.
2006-10-25 08:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shotgun?
2006-10-25 07:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋