A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says "I'm sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!" The guy gets the room, but has nothing to ****. He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just ***** the living **** out of it. Satisfied, he goes home.
Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his pay cheque. He says to the Madame, "I got lots of money now...give me a hooker!". The Madame replies "All of them are busy now, why don't you go to the peep show and get yourself in the mood?". The guy does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Hey, these chicks really know what they're doing huh?", The guy responds, "Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy ******* a pigeon!"
2006-10-25 07:58:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhah
2006-10-25 08:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by - 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well when you go to department stores,buy something but at the counter you will have to wait in queue,until you reach the register.So like wise when he reached to whorehouse same rules applied.Whenever you feed the pigeon,they used to come back everyday at the same time and awaiting for the food.So there is nothing wrong if Madame told you to wait little.
2006-10-25 08:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by precede2005 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Babe...Very Funny!
2006-10-25 10:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by Citizen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor pigeon at p-wh-oore peek show peeps no more!!!
2006-10-25 09:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by tazspeedyblue 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But at least I'm in show business!
2006-10-25 08:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww pigeon juice
2006-10-25 08:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this twice because I thought I missed something...Not funny....
2006-10-25 08:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by keewesti 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny, but watch the language. You missed a naughty word when you cut and pasted. I don't want you to get reported. :O)
2006-10-25 08:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That joke is older than you are. And it was a chicken NOT a pigeon......
2006-10-25 08:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by mrfatbobs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a little funny.
2006-10-25 08:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes
2006-10-25 08:00:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋