A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
2006-10-25 07:11:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA. I like that.
Not really a question though.
gave me good laugh though!
2006-10-25 07:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by LEMME ANSWER THAT! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. =0)
2006-10-25 07:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by camp1971 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have told this before...when I was the "OLD Citizen"
2006-10-25 10:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg i didnt really get it but it was kinda funny
2006-10-25 07:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 11:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless!
2006-10-25 07:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-25 11:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was f*cking great...just great!!!
2006-10-25 07:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Confused 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-25 07:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-25 07:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋