A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and
> >> squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then
> >> he asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What is the
> >> matter with you?" The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said,
> >> "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor
> >> says that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said,
> > "What did he say about your 55 year old ar$e?" "Your name never came
>up,"
> >> she replied.
2006-10-25 06:37:09 · 26 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl uve had me laughin all day...my boss is kinda annoyed and ive had very near death experiences....choking on my toast, coughin up my soda, laughin till i cried or nearly peed my self! Uve gotta stop this madness.....but please oh please be back 2morrow! lol
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2006-10-25 06:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-25 06:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-10-25 06:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Yes I laughed.
2006-10-25 06:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by valerie v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the truth! Haha
2006-10-25 06:44:33 · answer #5 · answered by ltlchk_2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You definitely made me laugh!
2006-10-25 06:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! Serves him right
2006-10-26 00:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a few seconds to get it lol!
2006-10-25 07:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I bet he shut his big ugly mouth
2006-10-25 07:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by snaggles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one ive heard one similiar lool
2006-10-25 06:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋