A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but amazingly enough, neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. Wow! Just look at our cars. And we're okay! This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely!" The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in
agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands
it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back and says "no thanks, I think I'll wait for the police."
2006-10-25 06:44:59 · 14 answers · asked by kisme86 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Vindictive geniuses, too bad they can't use their genius for the good of everyone rather than just for their own self-serving reasons.
2006-10-25 06:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by xorosho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius
2006-10-25 06:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by Peggy Sue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart woman dumb man everyone knows woman are vindictive good luck hahahhaaha too funny
2006-10-25 06:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by yahoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men... that's all I have to say. Thank God for women!
2006-10-25 06:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely say genius.
2006-10-25 06:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by valerie v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
genius. that was a funny story.
2006-10-25 07:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice
i think we are just geniuses
2006-10-25 06:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I would do the same thing!
2006-10-25 06:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 11:33:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it, we are geniuses
2006-10-25 06:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by bklynmka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋