Alex came home from a busuness trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling," asked Alex.
"Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose.
"That's nonsense," said the father. "Why do you say that?"
"Well," said Rose, "you always told us that when we die we'll see God; so when I heard Mommy moaning last night I rushed to her bedroom and she was screaming, "Oh God, here I come," and she had Uncle Jerry holdding her down."
2006-10-23
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