Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2006

hey my first dance is on Tues. 24 and i really need some tips!!!!! plus i'm going w/ my boyfriend and i don't want to make a fool of myself. PLEASE HELP!!!!! oh yeah and i really need help on the whole dancing area!!!! thank you!!!!

2006-10-23 08:22:51 · 3 answers · asked by clemsonbabe0992 1 in Other - Entertainment

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For what reason can a man and a woman meet secretly apart from a romantic affair?

This is for a plot device in my script for a film. The wackier, crazier, funnier the better it is. Please contribute... Credits guaranteed!

2006-10-23 08:22:35 · 13 answers · asked by Pratim 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you spent any time on your knees lately?

2006-10-23 08:22:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The preacher and the blonde?

The preacher rose with a red face: "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community can not tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!"

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!"

Again all was quiet.

Slowly a gorgeous blonde in a tight dress rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

2006-10-23 08:21:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I'll throw a pie in your face?

Which do you prefer? Apple, Pizza, Pumpkin, Cherry, Blueberry, Rasberry, Lemon Meringue, Coconut Cream, or Pecan Pie?

2006-10-23 08:21:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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free downloads?

movies/music

2006-10-23 08:21:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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is there a rush hour three coming out?

the movie with Jackie chan

2006-10-23 08:21:05 · 8 answers · asked by cecil c 1 in Movies

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Why are they so mean?

2006-10-23 08:20:44 · 13 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

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When was the last time you had just a "normal" day?

2006-10-23 08:19:08 · 22 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Polls & Surveys

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ANSWER THIS OnE...?

THIS FAT WOMAN I WORK WITH FARTED TODAY WHILE SHE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A CUSTOMER AND IT WAS A LOUD FART. i GUESS THE CUSTOMER ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS, BECAUSE FATTY STARTED TO GIGGLE AND SAID, "OH IT WAS NOTHING, I JUST RIPPED A FART. HEHEHE". WELL WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS GROSS, SO WHEN SHE WENT OUT FOR HER DAILY MCDONALD'S FIX, WE SAT ON THE ROOF AND WAITED UNTIL SHE GOT BACK AND PELTED HER WITH EGGS! HOW GREAT IS THAT?!?!?!

2006-10-23 08:18:46 · 26 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IX 2 in Polls & Surveys

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