The preacher rose with a red face: "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community can not tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!"
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!"
Again all was quiet.
Slowly a gorgeous blonde in a tight dress rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
2006-10-23 08:21:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funnie! lol took me a second to get it but once i did i started snorting! lol
2006-10-23 08:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 15:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-10-23 15:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 15:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 15:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ding dong !!!!
With love from Berlin ...
2006-10-23 15:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-23 15:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Miss.PatrickWhite_onFiYa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe not bad!!
2006-10-23 15:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-23 15:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2006-10-23 15:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋