Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2006

As the aircraft levelled out the Captain's reassuring voice gave the usual ... we are flying at 300000ft, the weather is fine, etc, etc. Much to the horror of the cabin staff, he forgot to switch off the microphone when he had finished and the whole aircraft heard him say to his co-pilot "OK, now the plane is on autopilot, I need one of the girls to give me a cup of coffee and and nice b**w j*b". The chief stewardess looked horrified and dashed towards the flight deck to tell the Captain of his error. As she passed the Business Class seats, one of the passengers was heard to call out "Hey Miss, don't forget the coffee"

2006-10-18 01:04:25 · 10 answers · asked by MCP 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 01:04:12 · 12 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 01:03:30 · 7 answers · asked by louli 1 in Music

2006-10-18 01:02:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I just found myself wondering: I was married 10 years.... had sex a lot.... nearly every day.... near end of my marriage only 3 to 4 times a week...... still quite a bit...

I have a male friend who speaks of going weeks and sometimes months with out sex........ he's married 5 years now. Is this common for some relationships?????

What's the frequency of sexual encounters in other marriages???

2006-10-18 01:02:29 · 11 answers · asked by who me? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 01:02:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who says Dr Who has to be English or does he want to avoid being compared to Sylvester McCoy or what?

2006-10-18 01:01:55 · 14 answers · asked by shortie 7 in Television

2 packets of crisps walking down the street in the rain. suddenly a car pulls up and the driver ask,s would u like a lift?no ta were walkers they replied. marks out of 10 please

2006-10-18 01:00:19 · 37 answers · asked by sweatymotto 1 in Jokes & Riddles

if a person with an unpleasant attitude thinks she is so much better than you because you are still single and she's married, what would you tell her? would you tell her what you really think of her or would you just keep silent and let her think what she likes to think?

2006-10-18 01:00:18 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 01:00:16 · 21 answers · asked by :..: 3 in Horoscopes

DO NOT SAY BUTROCK(HAIRBANDS)

2006-10-18 01:00:10 · 8 answers · asked by michelle c 1 in Polls & Surveys

its nice right?

2006-10-18 00:59:50 · 1 answers · asked by chasse l 3 in Other - Entertainment

Going to the pictures tom nite, not sure what to see, might see History boys anyone seen it?

2006-10-18 00:58:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Random Dirty Joke

>> Dirty Joke #2 - Australian virgin...


... A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.

They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

2006-10-18 00:58:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is anyone as tired as I am with these movie producers, directors, what have you that seem to think that they must have profanity spewing out of the mouths of young children in their movies? I'm no prude and I worked in a factory for many years where I heard every slang word in the english language and a few foreign, we called it "shop talk" and it was tolorated even though shop rules warned of possible reprimands.

In the movies I first took note with Speilbergs "ET" where some idiot thought it would be cute in the scene where the mother and kid's are eating a pizza at the dinner table to have one of the young children make a comment to his little sister " Drew Barymore" about five years old at the time that her breath was that of someone whom had just peformed oral sex if you get the drift.

Last night I rented a DVD with Nicholas Cage " The Weatherman" I did not catch the credits but obviously the producers must have hired the same idiot to give children vulgar lines.

2006-10-18 00:58:35 · 5 answers · asked by pecker_head_bill 4 in Movies

2006-10-18 00:57:20 · 14 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 00:56:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-18 00:56:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 00:55:46 · 39 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2 in Polls & Surveys

'Call me When You're Sober'

The guy in that video is absolutely gorgeous.
It would be really awesome if I knew his name : ]
help?

2006-10-18 00:55:11 · 3 answers · asked by audri 5 in Music

OK the only part of the song I can remeber right now(it's really early!) is like "Shutup when I'm talkign to you!!" and it sounds sort of screamy...but it's agood screamy...if you knwo the name/band I'd be happy!! :)

2006-10-18 00:54:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Men always know which the other side of the tree is, yet they are rounded constructions..

Clever as we are, how do we know?

2006-10-18 00:53:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and did you know after reading this 5 out of 6 people try?
and did you know 1 out of 10 who tried it got caught and got given a funny luckof somebody

2006-10-18 00:53:27 · 10 answers · asked by karen h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 00:53:24 · 6 answers · asked by chris_sensei2003 3 in Television

Is anyone in love with Carlos Bernard? He isnt the hottest thing in the world, but i watch 24 and he seems so nice to michelle and stuff. But he really needs to lose the goatee!

2006-10-18 00:53:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-18 00:51:18 · 19 answers · asked by lovelylexie 4 in Other - Entertainment

please

2006-10-18 00:51:07 · 1 answers · asked by Brattany2988 1 in Other - Entertainment

Ok so ive heard shes a liberal, and that in a speech or something she swore. I just wondered wat does being a liberal mean and what has got ppl annoyed at her? wat exactly has she said?? Im in England so i must be missing something!

2006-10-18 00:50:58 · 7 answers · asked by Southern Belle 3 in Music

i am mostly passive.
i have been known to make a few holligans walk the plank, but i am pretty calm about that....so even in aggressiveness i am mellow.

so, tell me, are you passive or agressive & how so?

2006-10-18 00:49:35 · 19 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

i love that song so much it is so hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-18 00:47:06 · 4 answers · asked by kitty-kat 1 in Music