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>> Dirty Joke #2 - Australian virgin...
... A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
2006-10-18 00:58:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-18 01:00:08 · answer #1 · answered by Martin the baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would possibly want to comprehend this old Australian political one - LAND RIGHTS FOR gay WHALES! ok i have in basic terms remembered a pair. I went right into a eating position in Quilpie the different day. accurate of the menu replaced into "Poulet au Ferrari". grew to change into out to be a chook that were run over by technique of a activities vehicle. Scene - Outback bar action - Drover walks in, has 2 beers. communicate - Says "properly that'll do me, I somewhat ought to get a mob of cattle to Auckland truly quickly." different shopper "isn't that in New Zealand?" Drover - "Yair." different shopper - "properly what about the Tasman Sea?" Drover - "Yair, properly I ain't goin that way." it is somewhat a real tale. this is type of humorous, yet no longer truly a comic book tale. thanks to bill Bryson for it. some time previous in the early twentieth century a scientist in northern Australia got here across a sparkling type of ant. He collected some specimens and on later exam it grew to change into out to be between the most primitive of all ants, one of those residing fossil and heavily with regard to the ancestor of all ants. quick ahead 50 or extra years and the ant hasn't ever been seen back, it is known it will be extinct. besides entomology isn't the most generously funded of Australian sciences so those few scientists in it commonly can't arise with the money for truly some expeditions to seem for a lost ant. some entomologists in Sydney listen of a properly funded US expedition to Australia to seek for the ant. They get a touch relaxing poked at them by technique of those individuals, notwithstanding the U. S. expedition remains countless months in the destiny. so that they scrape some money mutually to envision a unadorned bones expedition and set out in 2 4 wheelchronic automobiles. on the 2d day holiday, nevertheless on a paved street and a number of of different hundred miles from the position the ant replaced into very last sighted between the automobiles receives a flat tyre. at the same time as it is being replaced, between the scientists wanders off to step at the back of a bush. He looks down and there is an ant heap. i do not ought to inform you what ant it replaced into.
2016-12-04 23:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 10. Good joke
2006-10-18 01:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww!! thats a very dirty joke, made me grimace rather than laugh!!!
2006-10-18 01:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tushi K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHY DID MORE BLACKS DIE IN VIETNAM THAN DID WHITES?
Because everytime the seargent yelled "GET DOWN," all the blacks would get up and start dancing and the Vietkong would shoot them.
2006-10-18 01:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i had a giggle and im an aussie girl
2006-10-18 01:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by kell2117605 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good.
2006-10-18 02:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick! But funny!
2006-10-18 01:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's weird but FUNNY!
2006-10-18 01:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie Jones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha!
2006-10-18 01:02:44 · answer #10 · answered by sadeyez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋