Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2006

POOR LITTLE KYLIE TRIPS AND HER HEAD GOES THROUGH SOME RAILINGS. ROBBIE PULLS DOWN HER PANTS AND GIVES IT TO HER FROM BEHIND. WHEN HE FINISHED HE SAYS TO ELTON GO ON MATE ITs YOUR TURN NOW. ELTON STARTS TO CRY! WHATS UP ASKS ROBBIE? I CANT GET MY HEAD THROUGH THE RAILINGS SAY ELTON!!

2006-10-18 01:20:15 · 7 answers · asked by jean t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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how is this joke?rate it!!?

A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

2006-10-18 01:19:24 · 15 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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If I were an old bag, would you want me to be paper or plastic?

2006-10-18 01:19:05 · 9 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Polls & Surveys

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coke or pepsi?

2006-10-18 01:18:25 · 20 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Where am I .... I just saw a puppy and a squirrel throw down!!!! .... who wins???

2006-10-18 01:17:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was your first concert? What was your best concert?

I recently saw my first concert and it was awesome. I saw Motley Crue ans Aerosmith. It made me wonder what other people's first concerts were.

2006-10-18 01:17:17 · 17 answers · asked by jfoxie 4 in Music

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who is gonna win between all these actors/actress??

1.brad pitt vs george clooney
2.lindsay lohan vs hilary duff
3.shakira vs britney spears
4.tom cruise vs matt damon
5.jennifer lopez vs angelina jolie
6.jean claude van dame vs arnold schwarznegger

2006-10-18 01:16:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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who is duran duran's booking agent?

2006-10-18 01:15:22 · 7 answers · asked by big D 2 in Music

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Quiz The ------- surgeon was ------- to operate because he had -------?

The ------- surgeon was ------- to operate because he had -------

7 letters in the same sequence make it all work, what are they?

2006-10-18 01:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by halloweenpumpkinuk 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Crossing Jordan - Law & Order : SVU fans need you help.?

In my country Crossing Jordan was shown tell the third season (If I want the new one I’ll have to pay for Cable but the forth season will start showing soon ) and SVU was shown to the middle of the forth season , as all of the fan I always seen the chemistry between ( Jordan & woody ) and ( Olivia & Eliot ) so did something happened between each of them I heard that O.T dated & brook up and the seem happened to J.W so tell me & first one get the best answer.

2006-10-18 01:14:31 · 5 answers · asked by Banana Happy 3 in Television

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Has your stomach growling ever happened at a really bad time?

...and did others hear it?...thanx~

2006-10-18 01:13:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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which personality do you consider as your ideal match?

2006-10-18 01:12:30 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Celebrities

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Do Aussies wear their 'cork hats' to bed?

Bet they do...

2006-10-18 01:12:25 · 10 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Will tomorrow...?

...never die?
Does "tomorrow" have a "life" in the first place? *pukes*

2006-10-18 01:10:35 · 18 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Polls & Surveys

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for people who watch the news...?

does watching the news make you more or less worried about crime?

2006-10-18 01:10:31 · 16 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What makes you scream like a girl?

Last week I walked straight into a HUGE spiders web and it crawled right up my face. I never really freak out (especiallly over bugs) but I screamed like a little girl. It was an odd sound that came out of me.

2006-10-18 01:09:28 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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why was 6 afraid of 7???????????

2006-10-18 01:09:13 · 27 answers · asked by chrisbluetaz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Know any good Dario Argento movies?

I watched Phenomena last night and thought it was a little too slow and didn't make much sense, but I freakin' LOVED the ending. Every monie should end like that. It was so unexpected, bizzarre and hilarious. I've also seen Suspira, which I liked, but I really didn't understand it. Also, What's the first movie in his Mother Trilogy?

2006-10-18 01:09:10 · 4 answers · asked by made_of_spam 2 in Movies

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whats the name of the new george michael single?singing with a lady?

2006-10-18 01:09:00 · 2 answers · asked by justmeasking 1 in Music

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i`m going to see morrissey in glasgow in december??

anybody else going? what do you think of him?? you either love him or hate him!!xx

2006-10-18 01:08:21 · 11 answers · asked by nicola 3 in Music

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What do you think of 'Equilibrium',the movie...?Matrix sucks...?

I think that this movie is far better than 'Matrix'.
I'm just bored with the -you are the chosen one,you will save us,only you can prevent the world from the disaster...you know the drill.
Anyway the cast in 'Equilibrium' is excellent-everyone of them and the story is interesting with lots of action and the music is breath-taking!
Really love this movie!
What do you think?
Do you think that Matrix is too overrated?

2006-10-18 01:06:31 · 7 answers · asked by Madelain M 1 in Movies

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on scale of 1-10...?

how afraid are you of crime? and what measures do you take to stop yourself from becoming a victim of crime?

2006-10-18 01:04:34 · 22 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Polls & Surveys