As the aircraft levelled out the Captain's reassuring voice gave the usual ... we are flying at 300000ft, the weather is fine, etc, etc. Much to the horror of the cabin staff, he forgot to switch off the microphone when he had finished and the whole aircraft heard him say to his co-pilot "OK, now the plane is on autopilot, I need one of the girls to give me a cup of coffee and and nice b**w j*b". The chief stewardess looked horrified and dashed towards the flight deck to tell the Captain of his error. As she passed the Business Class seats, one of the passengers was heard to call out "Hey Miss, don't forget the coffee"
2006-10-18 01:04:25 · 10 answers · asked by MCP 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one :-)
2006-10-18 01:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Blues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey miss don't b hurry, he said he will have coffee 1st
2006-10-18 08:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old but gold.....Still good stuff tee hee
2006-10-18 09:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still cracks me up x
2006-10-18 10:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by bubble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a repeat but it still is funny.
2006-10-18 09:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-10-18 08:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by Steve A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard that one, but it still gd lol
2006-10-18 08:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by jems4691 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-18 08:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for you
2006-10-18 08:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by hook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-18 09:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by Kaej 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋